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[ungulateman]

Well, the quickest way to an elf's heart is through his stomach.

For a wagon anyway. All dwarves know it's quicker through the sternum.

[Blackburn]

Why bother getting to their heart when you can attack their mind?

And by "mind" I mean brain, and by "attack" I mean behead.

[Flying Carcass]

Yeah, this thread made me lol.

[Itnetlolor]

Hey, they stole my idea!!!

I attempted to mod in wagons as edible. Grrr.

[Gergination]

I think there needs to be something where after you make an agreement to only cut down, say 100, trees you clear cut the entire map.  The elf that comes back to check on the agreement instantly goes berserk/stark raving mad.

Now that's psychological warfare.

[NRN_R_Sumo1]

Eating wood is just a dragons way to make sure it still has fire to shoot at you later on.

[Danjen]

Eating wood is just a dragons way to make sure it still has fire to shoot at you later on.

Dragons would have "realistically" had glands near the back of its throat which would have produced some form of flammable gas, as well as a way to biologically spark the gas, creating an explosion or flamethrower-like effect.

I think there needs to be something where after you make an agreement to only cut down, say 100, trees you clear cut the entire map.  The elf that comes back to check on the agreement instantly goes berserk/stark raving mad.

Now that's psychological warfare.

If I recall, someone said that they made their depot inside a giant ash statue, just to mock the elves. The ash, of course, came from clearcutting.

[shadowform]

I once built a giant statue of a middle finger in front of my fort out of wooden blocks...

My reasoning was that ash can be useful (potash -> pearlash -> clear glass furniture), charcoal can be useful (steel), but wood blocks have no use other than building the giant 'screw you' statue.

That, and I'm going to build something fun out of ash later.

[Blackburn]

Eating wood is just a dragons way to make sure it still has fire to shoot at you later on.

Dragons would have "realistically" had glands near the back of its throat which would have produced some form of flammable gas, as well as a way to biologically spark the gas, creating an explosion or flamethrower-like effect.

I'm pretty sure that was a joke.