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Author Topic: You are a shrubbery.  (Read 9497 times)

Tradanbattlan

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Re: You are a shrubbery.
« Reply #90 on: January 27, 2010, 10:00:43 pm »

Command him to drop and give me twenty.
Twenty kisses.

RAM

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Re: You are a shrubbery.
« Reply #91 on: January 28, 2010, 02:01:21 am »

Decide to save your next upgrade for an emergency you aren't prepared for.
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
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Re: You are a shrubbery.
« Reply #92 on: January 28, 2010, 07:04:42 am »

Ah, but RAM... That doesn't solve this problem.
Erotic topiary will distract it while the kobold sneaks in for the kill.
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Re: You are a shrubbery.
« Reply #93 on: January 30, 2010, 12:43:08 pm »

Ingest the surround plantlife and gain a massive amount of exp. After that, grow downward with an impressive set of roots, constantly giving you nutrients (EXP). Then, use to roots to strangle the four goblins, and then devour them. Give your kobolds their superior iron equipment, and give the adventurer gear to the prophet, although much larger he'll look stronger and....more...stronger..

Fuck yeah, most epic mental image ever.

Plus a bump.
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