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[Truean]

Dear Ms. T'fail.

I regret to inform you that your son, Private Doomed T'fail, was killed in a tragic sparing accident. Though this is the 3rd such incident this month to involve my own personal sword, I have concluded that there was no foul play.

Best wishes
General Lee Stabbed'em

(MY capt of the guard is a murderous psycho. He has 9 kills; all recruits.)

[Beanchubbs]

That's nothing. I had a dwarf hospitalize a total of 14 people in his career. 8 of them were elites or champions. That's also not counting his 7 friedly-kills. One of the elites he injured came and killed him in a "sparring accident" after he healed up.

[Bluerobin]

Yeah... this is the main reason I never seem to get a good military going.  I start out with two or three military dwarves who train each other up to champion then when I get the hordes of migrants and start pouring them into the military they all die in "sparring accidents."  Bah.

[Truean]

I said those were his kills.... I didn't say anything about hospitalizations.... ;P. There are plenty of those.... Half my fort has problems from this jerk. Also his career is still ongoing.

[Beanchubbs]

Yeah... this is the main reason I never seem to get a good military going.  I start out with two or three military dwarves who train each other up to champion then when I get the hordes of migrants and start pouring them into the military they all die in "sparring accidents."  Bah.

You need to train everybody up to at least elite wrestler before you give them weapons. Also make sure they have shields equipped during the wrestling training. This minimizes injuries during weapon specialization training.