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Neruz

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Undestructable Monsters
« on: April 23, 2009, 12:15:37 am »
So, um, i found a neat spot with magma, sand, HFS, terrifying biome and a chasm which is mostly underground (only two ways out, both small and easily walled off) full of batmen, cave swallowmen and everyone else and their dog

So i stuck my War Dogs outside the chasm to protect my Mason as he walls it off.


Not long after "Urist McMason has cancelled build wall; interrupted by Batman."

Coo, i think. Doggies will take care of it.


Awhile later i notice there is a Batman Lower Body lying in my refuse pile.

But no corpse.


A quick search reveals there is a Batman flying around sans Lower Body. He's been ripped in half and is happily flappitying about at about +10 z levels.

Wut.



Maybe i should hold his lower body for hostage?
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Re: Undestructable Monsters
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2009, 12:21:02 am »
Batman: Aha! Nobody can catch the goddam batman!
Dwarves: We are holding your lower body hostage!
Batman: Keep it, it was only weighing me do-
Dwarves: You need it to reproduce.
Batman:...Crap.
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Re: Undestructable Monsters
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2009, 12:33:20 am »
seriously?? you rippped his flippen body in HALF? and he just kept going?
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Re: Undestructable Monsters
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2009, 12:41:43 am »
Batmen presumably only need their upper body for locomotion, since they fly. Nice bit of detail, that.
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Re: Undestructable Monsters
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2009, 01:08:23 am »
It just dropped seventeen z levels out of the sky stone dead.

Interestingly there are a number of blood spatters scattered across the map, i'm thinking he was bleeding all this time and finally bled out.
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Re: Undestructable Monsters
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2009, 03:21:41 am »
That's what you get for having your [stance] tag on your flapity wapity arms!
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Re: Undestructable Monsters
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2009, 03:23:43 am »
I can imagine that bat now.
"Ohhhh shiiiiiiit, oh shiiiiit..."
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Re: Undestructable Monsters
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2009, 06:45:01 am »
Quote from: Smew on April 23, 2009, 03:23:43 am
I can imagine that bat now.
"Ohhhh shiiiiiiit, oh shiiiiit..."

I'M LEAKING
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Re: Undestructable Monsters
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2009, 07:32:56 am »
Quote from: Vlynndar on April 23, 2009, 06:45:01 am
Quote from: Smew on April 23, 2009, 03:23:43 am
I can imagine that bat now.
"Ohhhh shiiiiiiit, oh shiiiiit..."

I'M LEAKING

THAT'S MY BLOOD! I NEED THAT!
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Re: Undestructable Monsters
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2009, 07:58:30 am »
Quote from: Neruz on April 23, 2009, 07:32:56 am
Quote from: Vlynndar on April 23, 2009, 06:45:01 am
Quote from: Smew on April 23, 2009, 03:23:43 am
I can imagine that bat now.
"Ohhhh shiiiiiiit, oh shiiiiit..."

I'M LEAKING

THAT'S MY BLOOD! I NEED THAT!

ITS BLOOD! ITS MY BLOOD! "Screaming"
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Re: Undestructable Monsters
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2009, 09:12:48 am »
Quote from: Neruz on April 23, 2009, 01:08:23 am
It just dropped seventeen z levels out of the sky stone dead.

Was it dead before it hit the ground, or did it just pass out?
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Neruz

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Re: Undestructable Monsters
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2009, 09:26:04 am »
Quote from: Zorgn on April 23, 2009, 09:12:48 am
Quote from: Neruz on April 23, 2009, 01:08:23 am
It just dropped seventeen z levels out of the sky stone dead.

Was it dead before it hit the ground, or did it just pass out?

No clue.
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Re: Undestructable Monsters
« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2009, 09:37:48 am »
Okay, that's just awesome. Flappity flappity urk.





Thud.
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The *large serrated steel disk* strikes the Raven in the head, tearing apart the muscle, shattering the skull, and tearing apart the brain!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
The Raven has been knocked unconcious!

Elves do it in trees. Humans do it in wooden structures. Dwarves? Dwarves do it underground. With magma.

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Re: Undestructable Monsters
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2009, 09:39:52 am »
Stop making me snicker like a little girl xD
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