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[Detrivus]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1770399

I'm pretty sure she's a planter.

[Hagadorn]

All those cat tallow biscuits...


with legs!

MmmmmMMmmmm!

[Elvang]

Shes partly on the right track, has them all trapped in a small room. Maybe she forgot to embark with a butcher?

[Detrivus]

If they all died in a tragic, unintentional magma accident, would she explode from the sadness?

[Elvang]

If we hear about a huge explosion going off in a residential area we'll know someone was playing around with the homeotherm tag.

[Agdune]

But she's feeding them. Why? Pets don't require food, they just grow, kinda like fast-breeding plants.

(But god, imagine the smell. IMAGINE IT. A lone cat living in a small room is enough to make the place a noxious hellhole.)

[Emperor Iones]

no

[tsen]

Their miasma level is OVER 9000!

[Katsuun]

ITS A TRAP!

Besides, she would go on a tantrum spiral without her many cats that don't need food, don't create waste, and can breed through walls, floors, and parallel dimensions.

[Aspgren]

This really begs to be stopped. That woman can't have anyone who cares for her and all those cats BEG to be turned into biscuits.

Not because of the smell though. I am no stranger to smell, I worked for a brief period of time as a caretaker of the elderly, there was this one woman who refused to shower, bathe or clean. She flat-out refused to even change clothes and she pissed herself everyday.
She wasn't insane or senile she ... just... prefered it that way. She was a very kind lady and she always offered candy. She came with her big bowl, grinning broadly and picking up those little colored balls with her disgusting piss-soaked wrinkly hands and pushed them upon you.

So ... cats? Not affected.