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Author Topic: Butcher your Kitties... or else.  (Read 1395 times)

Detrivus

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Butcher your Kitties... or else.
« on: April 16, 2009, 11:08:53 pm »

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1770399

I'm pretty sure she's a planter.
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Hagadorn

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Re: Butcher your Kitties... or else.
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2009, 11:15:56 pm »

All those cat tallow biscuits...


with legs!

MmmmmMMmmmm!
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You see, booze is a parasite. It lives off dwarves and compels them to dig into the ground so as to create massive defences to protect it's self. It really shouldn't be called dwarf fortress, Booze fortress would make much more sense.

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Re: Butcher your Kitties... or else.
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2009, 11:32:43 pm »

Shes partly on the right track, has them all trapped in a small room. Maybe she forgot to embark with a butcher?
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The Practicalities of Fire Imp Defense
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I have come here to drink booze and breach HFS... and I'm all out of booze.

Detrivus

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Re: Butcher your Kitties... or else.
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2009, 11:37:59 pm »

If they all died in a tragic, unintentional magma accident, would she explode from the sadness?
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Re: Butcher your Kitties... or else.
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2009, 11:40:56 pm »

If we hear about a huge explosion going off in a residential area we'll know someone was playing around with the homeotherm tag.
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The Practicalities of Fire Imp Defense
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Quote from: They Dig
I have come here to drink booze and breach HFS... and I'm all out of booze.

Agdune

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Re: Butcher your Kitties... or else.
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2009, 11:49:24 pm »

But she's feeding them. Why? Pets don't require food, they just grow, kinda like fast-breeding plants.

(But god, imagine the smell. IMAGINE IT. A lone cat living in a small room is enough to make the place a noxious hellhole.)
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Re: Butcher your Kitties... or else.
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2009, 03:08:06 am »

no
« Last Edit: April 19, 2009, 08:12:41 pm by Emperor Iones »
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Re: Butcher your Kitties... or else.
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2009, 05:26:55 am »

Their miasma level is OVER 9000!
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Re: Butcher your Kitties... or else.
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2009, 06:20:34 am »

ITS A TRAP!

Besides, she would go on a tantrum spiral without her many cats that don't need food, don't create waste, and can breed through walls, floors, and parallel dimensions.
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Re: Butcher your Kitties... or else.
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2009, 06:36:58 am »

This really begs to be stopped. That woman can't have anyone who cares for her and all those cats BEG to be turned into biscuits.

Not because of the smell though. I am no stranger to smell, I worked for a brief period of time as a caretaker of the elderly, there was this one woman who refused to shower, bathe or clean. She flat-out refused to even change clothes and she pissed herself everyday.
She wasn't insane or senile she ... just... prefered it that way. She was a very kind lady and she always offered candy. She came with her big bowl, grinning broadly and picking up those little colored balls with her disgusting piss-soaked wrinkly hands and pushed them upon you.

So ... cats? Not affected.
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