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[TigerPlushie]

This thread is getting hotter than magma!
I love this game.

ON A SIDE NOTE:
I experienced, after letting dwarves spar in the barracks, that it gets more and more stuffed with undumpable clothing items. Any chance to get rid of those?

[Cheshire Cat]

haha. this has finally made me understand why my outdoor sparring area got filled with random clothes when i was training up my first squad in wrestling before i gave them axes and things. even sillier, because before i got around to getting a clothing industry going a bunch of the clothes outside got stolen by kobolts. i can just see thim watching the dwarf shennanigans from the bushes and waiting for an oppertunity. normally my forts have a barracks indoors right next to my stockpiles of clothing armor and weapons, so if it went on in previous versions i never saw it.

still, clothes is better then random limbs and internal organs, which is what im used to seeing in the training room...

[Yanlin]

Naked dwarven mud-wrestling sounds really sexy until you remember the beards...

Put those ♀Elven Wrestlers to use after dumping their clothes. Shame you can't sell them

I wish you could actually make them spar for entertainment if your civ condones slavery. Notably, humans

To the mod section! We must create a mod that allows us to rape elves to avenge our brethren and just generally hate elves!

[TigerPlushie]

To the mod section! We must create a mod that allows us to rape elves to avenge our brethren and just generally hate elves!

Cross-breeds anyone? Dwelves? *tries to imagine an elf with a superiorly fine dwarven beard* .... *shudders*

[Yanlin]

Nah. Since they are not the same species, the dwarf cannot fertilize the elf.

[Mephansteras]

Half-breeds will be in the game, if ThreeToe's stories are any indication. There is one story dedicated to a half-dwarf half-human.

[Hectonkhyres]

Nah. Since they are not the same species, the dwarf cannot fertilize the elf.

I always theorized that elves, dwarves, and humans are the same genus if not the same species. Just remember that humans in real life can almost be classed as a subspecies of chimpanzee, pan troglodites. We should, by most standards, be pan sapiens.

And members of the same genus can generally interbreed, though its a coinflip as to whether the product will be sterile or not.

[pushy]

Pfft. This doesn't beat the time when a female dwarf was wrestling with herself.

I did nothing of the sort, and that video is inadmissible as evidence