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Author Topic: Sometimes wrestling can be a bit disturbing.  (Read 2828 times)

Reinecker

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Sometimes wrestling can be a bit disturbing.
« on: January 13, 2009, 08:54:06 pm »
I found a rope reed thong on the floor where all the people without beds (like 17 of them) sleep. Now I have started thinking, that isn't just disturbing, but extremely bizarre as I want to know how they wrestled the thong off without ever taking off the pants. *shudders* Luckily I am playing as humans so it isn't really that bad to imagine.  :-\
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Re: Sometimes wrestling can be a bit disturbing.
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2009, 10:01:48 pm »
Are you sure that nobody decided that their underwear was too worn down, ditched it, and went to get some better panties? Dwarves do that, humans should too.
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Re: Sometimes wrestling can be a bit disturbing.
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2009, 12:44:23 am »
Atomic wedgie gone wrong. Rrrip!
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Elves do it in trees. Humans do it in wooden structures. Dwarves? Dwarves do it underground. With magma.

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Re: Sometimes wrestling can be a bit disturbing.
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2009, 06:29:50 am »
Pfft. This doesn't beat the time when a female dwarf was wrestling with herself.
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Re: Sometimes wrestling can be a bit disturbing.
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2009, 10:21:15 am »
Quote from: Yanlin on January 14, 2009, 06:29:50 am
Pfft. This doesn't beat the time when a female dwarf was wrestling with herself.

I've had a dwarven-beer-loving guard spar with a beer barrel he refused to drop.
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Re: Sometimes wrestling can be a bit disturbing.
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2009, 10:25:26 am »
Quote from: Samyotix on January 14, 2009, 10:21:15 am
Quote from: Yanlin on January 14, 2009, 06:29:50 am
Pfft. This doesn't beat the time when a female dwarf was wrestling with herself.

I've had a dwarven-beer-loving guard spar with a beer barrel he refused to drop.

 "Ah, so yahsh want te keep mah beer frum me EH! Take that! Gahhh! JROKOKOBLEERSNUS! Gimmie mah BEER!"
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Re: Sometimes wrestling can be a bit disturbing.
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2009, 11:59:50 am »
Quote from: Samyotix on January 14, 2009, 10:21:15 am
Quote from: Yanlin on January 14, 2009, 06:29:50 am
Pfft. This doesn't beat the time when a female dwarf was wrestling with herself.

I've had a dwarven-beer-loving guard spar with a beer barrel he refused to drop.

My sheriff once beat a butcher half to death with a barrel.  He had been drinking just as a mandate ended.  Blood (and ale) was everywhere.
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Re: Sometimes wrestling can be a bit disturbing.
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2009, 12:53:15 pm »
Heh, I recently started a new fort and designated 2 peasants from my first wave of immigrants as my military. Being that we're a poor hole-in-the-wall they have no weapons or armour just yet. I also didn't bother to look much at the dwarves themselves before designating them.

I found them both sparring the barracks. Thinking little of it I saw a few curious items laying around on the floor....random articles of clothing...THEIR clothing....

They were slowly sparring themselves naked, piece by piece.

Then a found out I had made two female wrestlers.

If only I could make a jello pit for them.
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Re: Sometimes wrestling can be a bit disturbing.
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2009, 01:41:25 pm »
Quote from: The V Man on January 14, 2009, 12:53:15 pm
Heh, I recently started a new fort and designated 2 peasants from my first wave of immigrants as my military. Being that we're a poor hole-in-the-wall they have no weapons or armour just yet. I also didn't bother to look much at the dwarves themselves before designating them.

I found them both sparring the barracks. Thinking little of it I saw a few curious items laying around on the floor....random articles of clothing...THEIR clothing....

They were slowly sparring themselves naked, piece by piece.

Then a found out I had made two female wrestlers.

If only I could make a jello pit for them.
-V

Just muddy the floor, they'll get covered in it.
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Re: Sometimes wrestling can be a bit disturbing.
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2009, 01:46:41 pm »
Quote from: NooklearToaster on January 14, 2009, 01:41:25 pm
Just muddy the floor, they'll get covered in it.
Naked dwarven mud-wrestling sounds really sexy until you remember the beards...
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Re: Sometimes wrestling can be a bit disturbing.
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2009, 02:14:23 pm »
It's ok, just remember that in Vanilla DF female dwarves do NOT have beards. As evidenced by the new raws that Toady made available for everyone to look at. Of course, being Toady he put in a note for how people who want bearded dwarven women can change them.

But, yeah, for situations like this it's best to think of them as non-bearded.
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Re: Sometimes wrestling can be a bit disturbing.
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2009, 07:04:05 pm »
They are not real dwarves if they do not heave beards. I can see it right now. Short stubby musculine dwarfettes ripping each other's clothes off on a muddy floor. Sticky beards and hilarity ensues.

Yes. So far what I said is perfectly legal. So lay off.
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Re: Sometimes wrestling can be a bit disturbing.
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2009, 08:33:54 pm »
Sorry to (somewhat) spoil this, but it isn't that type of thong. ;)

EDIT: Actually, looking in the wiki leads me to believe it is that type of thong. DF thongs are legwear items that go under other types of pants...
« Last Edit: January 14, 2009, 08:39:40 pm by Skanky »
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Re: Sometimes wrestling can be a bit disturbing.
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2009, 08:54:37 pm »

 Indeed. while we do have sandals, we don't have thongs. Well, not the footware type of thongs.

 I'm not quite sure if this was intentional from Toady or historical.
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Re: Sometimes wrestling can be a bit disturbing.
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2009, 12:25:41 am »
Quote from: Theoclymenus on January 14, 2009, 01:46:41 pm
Naked dwarven mud-wrestling sounds really sexy until you remember the beards...

Put those ♀Elven Wrestlers to use after dumping their clothes. Shame you can't sell them

I wish you could actually make them spar for entertainment if your civ condones slavery. Notably, humans
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