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Naturegirl1999

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Re: Time Traveler's Convention
« Reply #15 on: November 16, 2020, 03:54:11 pm »

Why am I the only human left here?
((I’d like to ask why they want human sacrifice but that’s not part of the game, not sure how the sacrifice would help them, blood would more than likely rust systems and/or block semiconductors and such))

543 GB of CPU and RAM
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Re: Time Traveler's Convention
« Reply #16 on: November 16, 2020, 04:47:43 pm »

How much processing power do I need to operate a time travel application on my computer?

42
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Re: Time Traveler's Convention
« Reply #17 on: November 16, 2020, 04:53:35 pm »

What’s the square root of 1,764?

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Re: Time Traveler's Convention
« Reply #18 on: November 16, 2020, 09:03:24 pm »

Excuse me, I have a human friend who drinks far too much - What brand filtration system would you recommend I replace his failing one with?

Oh, wait, I know that one. That's B̷̲̔̆̋͌͊̃̌̿͠o̷̡̞̜̦̦͈̖̞͇̗̬͈͛̉͌̐͛̚ͅn̷͍̭̬͙͕͕̩̩͙̟̈́͌͗͜ē̷̖̩̩̘̳̩̮͌́̎͊̂̅̂̍̂͜j̷̨̠͙͉͉̙̹̩̠̗͂̃̾͊̔͂͘͠à̵̖̼̮̎̓͐̐̐͊̈̐́̉͘̚ŗ̶̛̛̠͉̩̳̉̊̅͒̓̄̽̂̚r̵̲̐̾́͑̓̕i̸̢̧̢͚͍̼͕̙̲͙͙̐n̶̨̼̪̮̙̣̝̹͐̀̽̈͛͛̈́̉̌̆̕͝g̴̢͉̤̹̻̞̣̗͚̙̗̲̈́́̑̒̊̈́̐̈̊̈̍̀͑́ ̸̘̣̼̙̣͎͈͈̬͈̮̪͑̄̃̅̌̊m̷͙͖̹̮͍̤̬̓̈́̓̚o̸̞̠̳̥̦̼̓̽͑̈̋͋̓͋̌̽͝ͅd̸̨͔̞̜̫̖͘ͅë̶̡͚͕̥̟̫̯̗́̏̐̇̊̇̏̉͝͝m̸̢̟͕̞̤̼̯̔͊́̃ ̵̼̎̈́ñ̵̘͙̖̫̖͗ơ̷̡̞͇̥̞̹̼̳̳̯̚̕ͅị̷̳̮͈̟͉͉͆̎͂̂̐͐̌̉̔̏ͅs̵̢̨̻̪̫̲̠̣̞̀̐ͅḛ̶̛́́̉̄́͂̅͘͝͠͝s̵̡̧̢̥̟̙̯̺̟͎̫̹̯̿̀̊̍̓͐͗͌̔͘ our Lord and Savior!
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Re: Time Traveler's Convention
« Reply #19 on: November 16, 2020, 09:15:28 pm »

What is the name of the god of bones and motems?

That’ll be 0.345 Ethereum please
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Re: Time Traveler's Convention
« Reply #20 on: November 17, 2020, 12:07:54 am »

How much is the entrance fee?

2026
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Re: Time Traveler's Convention
« Reply #21 on: November 17, 2020, 12:48:47 am »

When was COVID-19 eradicated?

North of the 50 Countries Once United
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Re: Time Traveler's Convention
« Reply #22 on: November 17, 2020, 02:36:09 am »

What are you daydreaming about?



Um, that makes me allergic.
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Re: Time Traveler's Convention
« Reply #23 on: November 17, 2020, 05:02:14 am »

Peanuts.

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Re: Time Traveler's Convention
« Reply #24 on: November 17, 2020, 06:47:29 am »

Man, it's quaint back here, isn't it?  Just hopping in from a post-scarcity timeline where robots that are programmed to enjoy work do all the work.

Uh...flying telekinetic cuttlefish, I think...

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Re: Time Traveler's Convention
« Reply #25 on: November 17, 2020, 09:57:47 am »

What are those tentacled things and why are they able to send thoughts about me getting fish for them?

Is your security system not an AI that assists with criminal apprehending?
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Re: Time Traveler's Convention
« Reply #26 on: November 17, 2020, 02:53:28 pm »

GUYS HELP THERE'S A ROBBERY AT MY BANK

Have you tried turning it off and then back on again?
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Re: Time Traveler's Convention
« Reply #27 on: November 17, 2020, 05:27:53 pm »

the Smart toaster I acquired in 2220 is hacking my devices and proclaiming itself to be god- any idea how to fix it?

No, Dwarf fortress wasn't finished in that Century.
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Re: Time Traveler's Convention
« Reply #28 on: November 18, 2020, 01:10:16 pm »

Can I get the full Dwarf Fortress in 3045?

Oh, that happens every time we mine an asteroid
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Re: Time Traveler's Convention
« Reply #29 on: November 19, 2020, 03:24:27 am »

I heard on the news that they find a mining ship filled with necromorphs.

That's the guy that had a statue of himself made of pure methamphetamine.
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