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BorkBorkGoesTheCode

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Surreal quotes
« on: July 11, 2016, 08:23:36 am »
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Quote from: HansBr on July 11, 2016, 07:42:27 am
What do I do? Maybe, because I gave an elf bard an axe and send him tree cutting this tree panicked and jumped?
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Re: Surreal quotes
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2016, 08:24:21 am »
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Re: Surreal quotes
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2016, 08:34:20 am »
Quote from: Egan_BW on May 24, 2016, 09:37:08 am
You need to talk to trees occasionally, or you'll go insane and temporarily enter a supercharged state where you consume energy crystals.
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Re: Surreal quotes
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2016, 07:36:21 pm »
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Quote from: King James Programming
...Simplification leaves us with the black extra-cosmic gulfs it throws open before our frenzied eyes...
Quote from: Salvané Descocrates
The only difference between me and a fool is that I know that I know only that I think, therefore I am.
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Re: Surreal quotes
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2016, 09:47:53 pm »
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Quote from: tuypo1 on August 24, 2014, 09:25:26 pm
it happened it happened it happen im so hyped to actually get attacked now

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Re: Surreal quotes
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2016, 09:50:32 pm »
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Surreal quotes
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2016, 11:48:49 pm »
"Yourself"
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

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