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[Dozebôm Lolumzalěs]

Make a very flat floor.

Put snakes on it.

Snakes on a Plane.

((Math jokes.))

Put snakes in Kansas.

Snakes on a Plain.

((Geography jokes.))

[Detros]

New collectible card game announced:
Magic the Gathering: Planecrawlersss

[Random_Dragon]

Be lucky there isn't a way to mod snakes to be able to swallow goblins whole. :V

[FantasticDorf]

Be lucky there isn't a way to mod snakes to be able to swallow goblins whole. :V

The inside of the snake (aesophagus?/Stomach/throat?) would need to be a integral part of the snakes anatomy for swallowing actions to happen. In addition to behavioural cue tags.

[Prey-Unconscious] after a wrestling match exhausting the said goblin by the giant anaconda it proceeds a behavior to devour it, going through a certain amount of internal cavity bashing (there is little because prey is unconscious as opposed to being alive flailing weapons)

Unless we are talking stupid giant CGI animal swallowing which is silly (except for applied on 'silly' gigantic animals like dragons and giant sperm whales eating old carpenters with their masterwork figures of dwarven boys made out of wood.).

The Forgotten beast [Insert dwarven translation for 'the great devourer of crundles' etc] has come, it is a gigantic toad with bug eyes and feathers. Beware its insatiable maw!! (FB proceeds to devour the fortress, animals and all disappearing into its mouth with no bones, bodies or non metal claimables. Killing maw creatures offers randomly generated/historic loot from its innards a bit like a gizzard stone prize.

[Random_Dragon]

[Vore jokes intensify]