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[Othob Rithol]

You realize that as survivability increases, enjoyment decreases exponentially.

[I3erent]

When you may have went to far on aprils fools day and vandalised a threetoe story wich was deleted by the admin.

Hope he wasnt too mad, It wass all in jest carp,carp,carp,carp.

Im still here so thats a good sign!

[Jack A T]

When you site your fortress on top of a megabeast, who slaughters most of your dwarves.

When the above megabeast kills the liason.

[TimE]

When your first attempt to settle an area with magna ends in Dwarven charcoal from  fire imps coming out of the volcano.

When Marksdwarves are patrolling around their well fortified patrol route 3+ z-levels above the ground (with a roof to fend off the sun) and on spotting incoming goblins that are out of range decide to got out of said safety to engage the numerically superior goblins on the ground...

[Loctavus]

When your dwarves flee from the sight of newly revealed cave beasties, then all decide to go to bed to recover after you've laid down orders to wall said beasties in.

[Jack A T]

None of your dwarves bother to cut down trees.

You have to destroy your wagon to get wood.

[ April 03, 2008: Message edited by: Jack A T ]

[Ubersoldat]

You seem to be out of *adamantine ballista bolt*s to throw, and-

quote:
Ngokang Osmestozu, Elite Bowman: "I am Ngokang Osmestozu."

Ngokang Osmestozu, Elite Bowman: "Prepare to die!"