Now you've done it! Crossed the line, pissed off the wrong people, or just made a simple misstep? Homework?! Whatever, doesn't matter really, not where you're going, kid. What? Never heard of the place? They don't call it by its original name, mind you, but we, in the business, call it the Darkest Detention. Yeah, all creepy and foreboding, right?
Anyways, we'll be there in a couple of hours. Yeah, all the way out in the desert! The government didn't want the Darkest Detention anywhere near good, decent folk. Even criminals on death row are glad they didn't get sent to the Darkest Detention. Yeah, word is, it's built right next to Area 51! That must be where they get all the freaks to put in their Detention.
So! Nearly there, kid. Don't shake my hand! Sorry, nothing personal. It's bad luck to touch a student that's sent to Detention. Yeah, I guess on the slim chance you make it out of the Detention Crawl, call me, I guess. I wanna hear all about it. By the way, fill in this form. The Guard will want it. Yeah, there's only one guard. They only human one, I mean.
NAME:
AGE: 13
GENDER:
CRIME: Late homework
GRADES: (Assign 1 A, 1 B, 2 Cs, 1 D)
--:PE-S (Strength)
--:Maths (Intelligence)
--:PE-A (Agility)
--:Social Sciences (Charisma)
--:Community Service (Willpower)
Oh wait, kid! C'mere. Look, I feel bad for ya. It's not everyday someone gets sent here just for homework. I believe you're innocent, kid! So, here, take this.
-Pen Protector (Protects more than pens, trust me kid.)
-Calculator (They say that some weird gas seeped in from Area 51. Apparently its like magic! This calculator uses mathemagic or something.)
-Hall Pass (With this, you'll be practically invisible to the Detention Prefects. The other inmates will still see you, though.)
-Scampers the Gerbil (Isn't this your class pet? Seems like he snuck into the bus. Hey, do gerbils ever get this big?)