Turn 56: Too SplendidINIT:
NAV/Dave Blade(23)
Person/Raphael(97)
Dancing Grape Golem(26)
GigaGiant/Capko Eagleson(55-20=35)
Yottawhat/Willam A. Drango(1!)
Coolrune206/Nikola(97)
Edgar(70)
Frogbear(66)
Failbird105/Rich Maximillian McMoneybags(38)
Captain America(37)
dustywayfarer/Phlorizin(32)
Empty Metal Armor(35)
Nikola opted to ignore all danger. He had a frogbear to protect him, after all.
Nikola, confused yet still hungry, takes a large bite out of the chocolate bar. As he peels off the wrapper, he declares "Why, this is quite splendid!"
The pure essence of splendidness entered the chocolate bar! Nikola took a bite, and was amazed at how splendid the bar tasted. Like chocolate champagne.
The smell was quite splendid, too. In fact, the smell was getting everywhere.
Dave Blade Resist!(1)
Dancing Grape Golem Resist!(no nose, auto success)
Frogbear Resist!(2)
Captain America Resist!(3+1=4)
Dave Blade seemed to fall into a trance, staring at the chocolate bar and drooling. The Dancing Grape Golem looked rather alarmed at this. Meanwhile, Nikola's Frogbear drooled at the bar and moved towards it. Captain America seemed to resist, but still looked at the bar with hunger in his eyes.
Meanwhile, Raphael searched for murder opportunities.
Person, aka Raphael, only. If you aren't that person, stop reading.
If you are, read on.
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The essence of Assassination flows into Edgar, who gains a canny smile. "I have skills I didn't have before. I'm a much better assassin now..."
Search, Stealthily!(5)
In the East sector, you stumble across a dungeon entrance. And you hear someone inside...
was busy doing he-knows-what with Raphael...
Now we come to the
Frogbear.Behavior Luck!(6)
Get the bar for myself! Don't let anybody else have it!
Bar Grab!(6-1-1=4) vs. No, Mine!(4)
Nikola made a valiant effort to keep ahold of the bar, but in the end, his minion's bear strength was enough to rip it from his hands, even with the stupor his minion seemed to be in.
Rich McMoneybags had a game to play.
play the game. Try to luck into the right moves despite barely knowing what to do.
Luck!(2)
Whatever he was doing, it didn't seem to be working. His opponent seemed to be getting a strong position. At least he didn't lose any of his pieces yet.
Captain America considered the frogbear the bigger threat.
Get the bear! Because he's more dangerous, not because he has a chocolate bar or anything!
America Fist!(2+1=3) vs. Dodge!(2)
Captain America's rapid punch struck at the bear...
America FIST!(1+1=2) vs. Resist!(2)
And did what punching a bear normally does, nothing.
Angry Retaliation!(3-1=2) vs. Dodge!(4+1=5)
The bear swiped out its claws in retaliation, but Captain America was much too fast to be hit.
Phlorizin's foe, the
Empty Metal Armor attacked!
Metal fist!
SLUG-EM!(2) vs. Dodge!(4)
Phlorizin dodged easily the slow metal punch, and promptly retaliated.
Whip the robot into submission
I Cast Whip!(4) vs. Block!(3)
The whip struck the metal armor!
Whip!(5) vs. Resist!(6)
The whip didn't seem to do much damage, but it did unbalance the armor...
Meanwhile,
Capko Eagleson searched for a murder opportunity!
Search for someone to kill with my macesaw.
Search!(5)
Capko wandered away from the dungeon stairs, and walked right into a cluster of fighting people! So many options! ... why was Dave Blade clutching a chocolate bar and drooling?
The
Dancing Grape Golem realized that its master was in danger!
Don't go! Grab him!
Grab!(2) vs. Escape!(5-1=4)
Dave Blade easily escaped from the grasp of his closest ally, even though his attention was elsewhere.
"Uhhhhhgggghhhhh." Dave Blade says to nobody in particular. "Chocolaaaate."
Get the chocolate bar...
Chocolaaaate...!(4-1=3) vs. MINE!(2-1=1)
Dave Blade slipped the chocolate bar out of the frogbear's webbed paws before it even noticed it was being stolen from!
William A. Drango headed to the roof of the building!
Don't really have anything I could use to get past, or even to get one of the knifes. So William is going to head to the roof of the building. The big bad monsters are always on rooftops.
Roof Search!(6)
William went up several flights of stairs, reaching the roof. There he saw several dead armored possums guarding an odd archway. The gateway?
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Statuses:
Health: Fine, Entranced(-1 to all actions until willpower shakes it off or chocolate bar bitten, must try to bite chocolate bar)
Tier 1 Items: Law Brass Knuckles, Splendid Chocolate Bar
Tier 2 Items: Mysterious Ugly Pendant, Mysterious Hephaestus Ring, Dancing Grape Golem(wielding wood clubs and Grape Juice Coated Katana(non-loot)), Musical Chainsaw, Mysterious Cutlass
Tier 3 Items: Extremely Mysterious Bag of Pink and Purple Oranges
Location: South Island, Center Sector
Health: Fine, Small Cut On Arm(-1 to left arm damage resist)
Tier 0 Items: Katana(non-loot)
Tier 1 Items: Damaged(-1 to damage resist, 50% chance of -1 to control roll) Controllable Red Scarf
Tier 3 Items: Ivory Collector Edgar(Location: North Island, East Sector)
Location: North Island, East Sector
Health: Leader of the Cult of the Foggy Mace, Even More Sliced Up(-1 to damage resist, -1 to willpower, -20 to INIT), Bullet Wound in Chest(-1 to chest damage resist, 1 on damage resist roll for chest triggers second damage resist roll for extra damage(+2 to this roll)), Bullet Struck and Rather Sliced Arm(50% chance of -1 to accuracy and damage when attacking in melee), Medieval Weapon: Mace Skill(+1 to accuracy and damage with maces), Mind Open To Beauty of Revolver(-2 to willpower to next attempt of William to brainwash)
Tier 0 Items: Medkit(2/4 charges, non-loot), Nonfunctional Clockwork Chainmace
Location: South Island, Center Sector
Health: Foggy Cut Up(-1 to damage resist, -1 to willpower, roll disadvantage on next willpower roll)
Tier 2 Items: Cracked(-1 to damage resist, firing has 50% chance of damage resist roll) Healing Russian Longbow+Quiver of Arrows, Meta? Revolver(5/6)+Pouch of Bullets, Cult Leader's Mace of Cutting Fog
Location: West Island, North Sector, Sixth Floor/Roof
Health: Provisional Acolyte of Armok
Tier 1 Items: Armok-Blessed Necrotic Ritual Dagger
Tier 3 Items: Mysterious Frogbear(Entranced)
Location: South Island, Center Sector
Health: Fine, Canine Hybrid(ears, tail, claws, +1 to rolls for smelling things)
Tier 1 Items: Mysterious Whip, Mysterious Shattered Bo-Staff
Location: East Island, South Sector
Health: Fine, Super Soldier(+1 to all rolls), Frogbear Curse(disadvantage on resisting damage from cutting attacks), Distracted By the Chocolate
Tier 1 Items: Vibranium Shield
Location: South Island, Center Sector
Health: Fine, Weak Position(-1 to next game roll)
Tier 0 Items: Mostly Functional Chainsaw
Tier 1 Items: Mysterious Javelin-Spear
Location: North Island, East Sector, North Island Dungeon Second Room
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