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Author Topic: Roll to bumble through a non-existent plot  (Read 2368 times)

blazing glory

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Re: Roll to bumble through a non-existent plot
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2014, 01:45:44 am »

BITCHSLAP EVERYTHING.
(2)vs(3) You end up getting your hand bitten off!

"ARGH!!!"

Continue suicidal charge, flailing my scorched arm.
Dead charred remains of an arm is just as good weapon as anything else, right?
(6)vs(3) You try to get up but it's difficult with one arm,the charred arm falls off.

Attempt to erase the dinosaurs again.
(2)vs(2) Nothing happens.
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Sarrak

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Re: Roll to bumble through a non-existent plot
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2014, 01:50:40 am »

Perfect. Now I can wield it like a club in my other hand!

Stand up and fight for my life!

I'm too ignorant to my dangerous condition, eh?
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

blazing glory

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Re: Roll to bumble through a non-existent plot
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2014, 01:55:20 am »

I'm too ignorant to my dangerous condition, eh?

Normally yes but given the nature of this RTD I think your doing just fine.
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BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Roll to bumble through a non-existent plot
« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2014, 03:54:10 am »

Hadoken the shit out of everything, a la Black Mage from 8-bit Theater.
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Gamerlord

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Re: Roll to bumble through a non-existent plot
« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2014, 06:14:01 am »

Rip off a dino's head with my other hand and replace my missing hand with it.

blazing glory

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Re: Roll to bumble through a non-existent plot
« Reply #20 on: April 10, 2014, 08:05:45 am »

Stand up and fight for my life!
(3)vs(4) A dinosaur mistakes you for a carcass and starts eating you,despite your struggeling.

Hadoken the shit out of everything, a la Black Mage from 8-bit Theater.
(4)vs(1) You hadoken everything! you feel one with your inner Black Mage from 8-bit Theater,you have a growing hate of everything.

Rip off a dino's head with my other hand and replace my missing hand with it.
(6)vs(2) You rip off a head and replace your missing hand with it! now you can shoot laser's and use the obvious bitey bits! however it's a bit heavy... 1- to rolls whenever you try to use it!
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Gamerlord

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Re: Roll to bumble through a non-existent plot
« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2014, 08:06:20 am »

Laser blast everything in sight!

blazing glory

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Re: Roll to bumble through a non-existent plot
« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2014, 08:36:48 am »

Never mind,I feel silly for making this RTD,and mildly embarrassed. However feel free to migrate to my hijacked RTD:Roll to watch blazing glory act in a reasonable manner (name changed by original GM.) I'm pretty sure you'll be able to find some laser dinosaurs if you made a action to find some.
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