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Author Topic: Roll to bumble through a non-existent plot  (Read 2394 times)

blazing glory

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Roll to bumble through a non-existent plot
« on: April 09, 2014, 05:15:29 am »
Right,you will join in and deal with whatever I throw at you,I will roll the dice to see what your up against.

(1) Stupid dice... You are up against a rabbid squirrel!
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Sarrak

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Re: Roll to bumble through a non-existent plot
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2014, 05:35:59 am »
I poke it to death with my forefinger.
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Quote from: Urist McVoyager on October 01, 2015, 09:11:16 pm
Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

Quote from: star2wars3 on July 29, 2017, 01:45:37 pm
It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

blazing glory

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Re: Roll to bumble through a non-existent plot
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2014, 05:59:56 am »
Quote from: Sarrak on April 09, 2014, 05:35:59 am
I poke it to death with my forefinger.
(3) You manage to crush some of it's bones.
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Gamerlord

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Re: Roll to bumble through a non-existent plot
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2014, 06:03:34 am »
Eat it.
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Sarrak

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Re: Roll to bumble through a non-existent plot
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2014, 06:07:26 am »
"Dear lord, that thing is more resilient than it seems!"

Brutally violate natural position of squirrel spine by repeatedly kicking that awful not-dying-for-a-single-finger monster.
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Quote from: Urist McVoyager on October 01, 2015, 09:11:16 pm
Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

Quote from: star2wars3 on July 29, 2017, 01:45:37 pm
It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

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Re: Roll to bumble through a non-existent plot
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2014, 06:10:26 am »
summon a flesh golden by turning my skin into one
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Quote from: Lord_lemonpie on December 21, 2014, 05:55:46 pm
10/10.
Wants to rape and enslave my innocent night faeries ;-;

blazing glory

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Re: Roll to bumble through a non-existent plot
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2014, 06:26:25 am »
Quote from: Gamerlord on April 09, 2014, 06:03:34 am
Eat it.
(5) You have swallowed the thing whole!

Quote from: Sarrak on April 09, 2014, 06:07:26 am
"Dear lord, that thing is more resilient than it seems!"

Brutally violate natural position of squirrel spine by repeatedly kicking that awful not-dying-for-a-single-finger monster.
(2) It seems that the squirrel's spine is in Gamerlord.

Quote from: Yourmaster on April 09, 2014, 06:10:26 am
summon a flesh golden by turning my skin into one
(3) You try to turn yourself into a flesh golem but all you get is golden flesh.

Okay monster time! (6) It turns out that the squirrel was the only thing holding back a horde of dinosaurs with laser eyes!

(I know I'm being ridiculous)
« Last Edit: April 09, 2014, 06:28:02 am by blazing glory »
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Gamerlord

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Re: Roll to bumble through a non-existent plot
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2014, 06:29:37 am »
Regurgitate the squirrel at light-speed at the laserdinos.
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Sarrak

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Re: Roll to bumble through a non-existent plot
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2014, 07:01:30 am »
Shout an unintelligible battlecry and rush at dinosaurs straight-on, hoping for mad luck and reptilian slow brains.
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Quote from: Urist McVoyager on October 01, 2015, 09:11:16 pm
Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

Quote from: star2wars3 on July 29, 2017, 01:45:37 pm
It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Roll to bumble through a non-existent plot
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2014, 07:42:36 am »
I'm joining in.
Use All Fiction to erase the dinosaurs from existence.
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Re: Roll to bumble through a non-existent plot
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2014, 07:42:47 am »
Become dinosaur. Lead my blood kin to victory!
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 04:01:00 pm
I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
Quote from: IcyTea31 on December 27, 2015, 11:26:49 pm
Dying of laughter?
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 11:30:17 pm
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

blazing glory

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Re: Roll to bumble through a non-existent plot
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2014, 07:46:03 pm »
Quote from: Gamerlord on April 09, 2014, 06:29:37 am
Regurgitate the squirrel at light-speed at the laserdinos.
(4)vs(2) They try to stop you but they are no match for your speeding squirrel!

Quote from: Sarrak on April 09, 2014, 07:01:30 am
Shout an unintelligible battlecry and rush at dinosaurs straight-on, hoping for mad luck and reptilian slow brains.
(6)vs(4) You try to madly fight but you trip,one of the dinosaur's shoots a laser at you,frying your arm.

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 09, 2014, 07:42:36 am
I'm joining in.
Use All Fiction to erase the dinosaurs from existence.
(3)vs(3) You are knocked over before you manage to chant the right words!

Quote from: Cheesecake on April 09, 2014, 07:42:47 am
Become dinosaur. Lead my blood kin to victory!
(3)vs(1) You have a hard time becoming a dinosaur,you manage to sprout their unfortunatly small arms however.

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Re: Roll to bumble through a non-existent plot
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2014, 09:54:38 pm »
BITCHSLAP EVERYTHING.
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Sarrak

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Re: Roll to bumble through a non-existent plot
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2014, 01:07:27 am »
"ARGH!!!"

Continue suicidal charge, flailing my scorched arm.
Dead charred remains of an arm is just as good weapon as anything else, right?
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Quote from: Urist McVoyager on October 01, 2015, 09:11:16 pm
Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

Quote from: star2wars3 on July 29, 2017, 01:45:37 pm
It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Roll to bumble through a non-existent plot
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2014, 01:34:19 am »
Attempt to erase the dinosaurs again.
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