Am I the only one who wants a sort of Dwarf Library for Fortress Mode? Like, a writing skill and all that.
The thought of a Dwarf Author is hilarious to me.
It's not terribly undoable, it's just taking some of the history that's
already floating around in memory and translating it into book form. Authors could write biographies or autobiographies by going through a figure's history. They could write the history of a site, region, or group. They might feel spurred by the abduction of Foolfoot Walksabove to write a history of all the attempted abductions the fort has had with a brief overview of each of the victims. Or a list of ghost stories if you haven't been in the habit of honoring the dead in a timely manner. Or all the cool fight sequences such-and-such a squad has been in. Or an amazing masterwork steel throne might inspire them to catalog and describe all the chairs of the fort.
Most of this stuff would be pretty dry "so-and-so lived in X city and in the year 189 he moved to Y town", but artistic license - based on the author's preferences and soul attributes - could add some detail. The author could wax eloquent when one of his friends or fellow-worshippers did something awesome and clam up when it's an enemy. They could get things wrong if their Memory is low or even outright fabricate if they are a skilled Liar. The possibilities are endless!