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[GreatWyrmGold]

(No, because it works on an experience basis. It starts out at lvl 1(0/3) you got 3 points so you went to 2(0/3)

Ah.

[javierpwn]

"But if my minion were to die, it would be quite simple for me to just bring it back to life. If yours happen to die, they are dead forever; no matter how moronic my minion may be, it is also not affected by a snake's poison."

[GreatWyrmGold]

"On the other hand, if my minion were incinerated, I would have a dozen others in a convenient bag, whereas you cannot carry a single spare zombie. And while poison cannot affect zombies, nor are zombies dextrous or agile enough to kill snakes. Furthermore, my minion is intended in a support role; snakes, being...snakes, are fully capable of impeding one's ability to move by, say, constricting their ankles together, allowing the main combat troops to dispatch them much more easily. And say what you will about reanimating partial creatures, but I don't think a zombie torso, hand, and head is particularly threatening at all.

"Oh, and my minion doesn't need me to command it; I can give it to a friend or ally or customer and they can use it."

[borno]

Holy Drakorthas, what am I going to do, what am I going to do?!
"Uh, hello there judges! Well, my creation is... Monkey Bile! It was hard work, I tell you, but I managed to find a monkey and collect it's stomach acid!
At this point, Nerdillius turns around and scrapes some Monkey Bile™ off of his clothes and into a vial.
"This stuff is very useful whenever... Um... Whenever you want to throw something acidic in people's faces! ^{And maybe if you're into this sort of thing you could eat it!}"
Nerdillius presents the Bile with a flourish.
"A-and if you use it on humans, they'll be like 'ooh gross get it off me', thereby removing your enemies with a single vial!"

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Bile is a base!"

[javierpwn]

"Still a caustic base. Only caustic to leave a tingly sensation all over you though; unless it hits an open wound, then it melts the fat off the wound."

[borno]

"I know right! That's what's so amazing about this bile: For some reason my meddling with the monkey has turned it into an acid! That's just another reason why it's so great that I forgot to mention!"

[superBlast]

Reina looks over at the guy trying to sell of monkey vomit. Well she's glad that someone screwed up far worse then her. In fact, she's trying to hold in her laugh.

[scapheap]

"But if my minion were to die, it would be quite simple for me to just bring it back to life. If yours happen to die, they are dead forever; no matter how moronic my minion may be, it is also not affected by a snake's poison."

"If I made a summon that immune to iron, I would want it to fight a iron wielding foe to show it is immune to iron.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"I know right! That's what's so amazing about this bile: For some reason my meddling with the monkey has turned it into an acid! That's just another reason why it's so great that I forgot to mention!"

"Right...care to prove that? I find that quite improbable, unless you're subverting the purpose of bile."

[javierpwn]

"I feel like animating that bile now. It would make an interesting minion.

Just be glad this is a bonus round, and not a real round; as those other guys would be completely fucked without minions.  Can't wait for the Team rounds.

[Illgeo]

Is this possible to trasvocate darker parts of wolf consciousness to slave's one to create minion with human intellect and wolf-like emotions?