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Necromunger

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Angry dwarf rips off his pants and throws them 20 tiles.
« on: March 07, 2013, 09:41:18 am »
Hey guys this was quite funny lol, after a siege of 100 gobs we lost one crossbowman.

Im currently in a tantrum spiral and no number of gold statues is fixing it.

ANYWAY when one miner dwarf went outside to gather goblin clothing he pulled off his xPANTSx and threw them about 20 tiles away.

He then proceeded to pick up his designated item to haul and went back inside.

Here is an image
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weenog

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Re: Angry dwarf rips off his pants and throws them 20 tiles.
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2013, 10:14:06 am »
Lousy two-legged pants.
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Re: Angry dwarf rips off his pants and throws them 20 tiles.
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2013, 11:14:31 am »
Man, this is hilarious!
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Re: Angry dwarf rips off his pants and throws them 20 tiles.
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2013, 04:45:35 pm »
That is one sick, sick dwarf. Gore is meant to be exciting for a dwarf, but not like that!
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Re: Angry dwarf rips off his pants and throws them 20 tiles.
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2013, 05:35:00 pm »
a few tips, though.  wagon's cant get into your fort, since the enterance is 2x wide, and trolls can break your doors.  i suggest a 3x bridge that can be closed and opened via lever inside your fort.
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You wake up in (suddenly) your room not somewhere Armok knows where. Travels in deserts and goblin forests turned up to be a dreams borned by procreation of your autistic imagination.

Necromunger

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Re: Angry dwarf rips off his pants and throws them 20 tiles.
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2013, 05:54:12 pm »
The bridge was removed after a council session with the head dwarves.

They said it was unbefitting of honest hosts to use such thing.


P.S. you are correct though, notice the troll blood (bright blue) inside the walls.
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Xune

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Re: Angry dwarf rips off his pants and throws them 20 tiles.
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2013, 09:16:07 am »
Urist McFred cancels these pants: too sexy.
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Re: Angry dwarf rips off his pants and throws them 20 tiles.
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2013, 10:20:46 am »
Quote from: Xune on March 10, 2013, 09:16:07 am
Urist McFred cancels these pants: too sexy.
Urist McFred cancels too sexy: too sexy for his sexy.
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Re: Angry dwarf rips off his pants and throws them 20 tiles.
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2013, 02:55:27 pm »
You could always use the first format I used where there was a 3x hallway with doors to either side and a lever pulled floodgate in the middle for security. That way you can still let in the big wagons but when there are sieges/ambushes you don't have to try and plug the middle.
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Quote from: Solon64 on March 10, 2013, 06:21:51 pm
EDIT: Keas restricted to tropical forests where they belong.  Those evil, EVIL, foul little things.
 
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Edit: The baby murderer became a friend of the fortress, which started a loyalty cascade, and now most of the squad is dead.

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Re: Angry dwarf rips off his pants and throws them 20 tiles.
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2013, 04:09:42 am »
...It's worth a try.
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