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[Eric Blank]

Well, my mind IS in the gutter, so I guess that I'd be prone to seeing unusual things.

[GuesssWho]

Dunno, man. I may be missing something obvious but it seems a long bow has been drawn to get a boob joke out of that.

It's called Titsexsta, what more do you need?

[DG]

Oh. Ok. So when I said "I may be missing something obvious" I was right.  (I guess I ignore the fantasy language and skip right to the translation, my bad)

[Reudh]

Not so much funny as awesome; but I got a migrant metalsmith with the name 'Urosh Steelcyclones'. Screw metalsmithing, you're joining the army!

[Spleenling]

Making Axe Dwarf Hit R twice Got

"Tun HatchetSlaughter"

Edit: It just got the title "The Silvery Drain of Ferns"

[Slashes-With-Claws]

I saw a couple of hydra with weird names.  The first was "Pare Blistersucks the Pelts of Vomit".  I thought that name was weird, then I saw the name of the second one, "Quula Bristlejuice the Frothy Ape of Belches".

Seriously game... you pick some weird name.

[BlackFlyme]

There are a few funny names I've happened across before, the most recent being a giant named Birod the Massive Persuader, which she demonstrated very well when I went to fight her.

Once, while looking through Legends mode, I found a leather armor that had a picture of loincloths on it. It was called Jonositi, "The Naughty Targets". I went back into adventurer mode to see if I could find it. I did... I was wearing it... I had made it...

Finally, there was a minotaur I was sent to kill. His name was Kivish Buttockchampion. I don't want to know how he earned his name.

[DG]

I don't want to know how he earned his name.

Ass-kicking.

[djdexcat]

On one of my very first adventure mode attempts, I was attacked by some bandits calling themselves 'The Friendly Horses'. Personally, it cracked me up even as their archers pincushioned me.

[Loam]

An ettin with the title "The Massive Mirthful Smile"

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[Thuellai]

From my most recent worldgen:

An elven group named "The Awe-Inspiring Wonder" (someone's got a high opinion of themselves)

A hydra named Nithami Itchknights the Renowned Rawness, who I'm pretty sure was just angry due to a really bad rash.

Galka Skullsghost is associated with death and caverns!

Some favorite entity names:

The Parched Menaces (GIVE US YOUR WATER)
The Romantic Plague (Love potion #9)
The Poisons of Drink (ON SECOND THOUGHT, DON'T GIVE US YOUR WATER)
The Celebrated Cinnamon (Can dwarves see why kids love The Celebrated Cinnamon?)
And the best of all
The Group of Cats (THEY FINALLY DID IT, THEY FINALLY TOOK OVER)

[Eric Blank]

"The Dunes of Land"

Because when that name you really wanted is taken, just switch the order and pretend you always liked it better anyway.

[Deepblade]

I found a human city named Sleevevirgins. It was easily the biggest city in the world, so clearly I wasn't the first person to come inside the city's walls.

[coldmonkey]

Just spent half an hour real time using a copper arrow to chip through the foot of a Bronze Colossus named [Something] Fistattacks, which seems fitting. In other news, copper arrows are rubbish against Bronze Colossi in melee.

[DG]

I found a human city named Sleevevirgins. It was easily the biggest city in the world, so clearly I wasn't the first person to come inside the city's walls.

*facepalm*