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Author Topic: Urist Egulfothor has been scared to death by the ghostly merchant Kadol Tanerith  (Read 3034 times)

EvilBob22

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"It's a dead man's party! Who could ask for more!? Everybody's coming; leave your body at the door!"
I had that song in my head for a month after reading "Ready Player One" (which I highly recommend if you remember that song, or Zork, or Atari Adventure, or D&D modules, or ...).
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I will run the experiment to completion anyway, however. Even if the only reason why there is a punctured equilibrium in the fortress is because I have been brutally butchering babies
EDIT: I just remembered that dwarves can't equip halberds. That might explain why the squads that use them always die.

wierd

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Ahhh.. Zork.

"You were eaten by a grue."
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Coalwalker

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Scripted insta-kills. Lovely.

At least candy doesn't sporadically insta-kill the entire fortress anymore.
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So to recap, one minute everything was going just great, and the next we have caverns collapsing, firebreathing cave beasts, underground brush fires, a screaming swarm of poltergheists back for revenge, zombies in the corridors, drunken brawls in the dining halls, magma pouring into the caverns, rotting miasma everywhere, insanity, madness, and a flying crocodile heading right towards us!
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