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Elvisdogs

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Dwarf Fortress in Real Life
« on: January 12, 2013, 11:01:47 pm »

So I was browsing Imgur and I found this little tidbit:

Warning Strangely Huge ass image.
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Link for ease of reading: http://i.imgur.com/Srmyk.jpg

So guys what things have you found real life that mirror DF?
« Last Edit: January 12, 2013, 11:03:29 pm by Elvisdogs »
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Re: Dwarf Fortress in Real Life
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2013, 11:11:28 pm »

lolz...badass
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Re: Dwarf Fortress in Real Life
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2013, 01:20:47 am »

I bet that guy was a hit with the ladies. I mean, I imagine it'd go something like this:

"Hey there, I'm Dale Peterson."
"Hi, how are you?"
"I'm alright, but my arm's sore and my jaw's a bit stiff."
"Oh, really? Why's that?"
"Getting bitten by and then responsively biting and killing a grizzly bear while unarmed. No big deal."
*removes pants*
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Re: Dwarf Fortress in Real Life
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2013, 02:49:36 am »

Give this guy a legendary bedroom!
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Re: Dwarf Fortress in Real Life
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2013, 10:18:09 am »

I think it'd go more like this:

"Hey, I'm Dale Peterson."
"Hey there, nice scar. How did you get it?"
"I got in a fight with a bear."
"Oh, yeah?"
"Yeah, you should see the bear!"

At that point he pulls out his plaque and preferably a picture of him and the bear which he keeps in his wallet. Otherwise he'd look like a schmuck

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Re: Dwarf Fortress in Real Life
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2013, 12:02:37 pm »

If I were him I'd get a bearskin rug commissioned with the coolest story behind it ever.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress in Real Life
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2013, 12:03:57 pm »

man you're thinking too small.



Would do that in an instant

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Re: Dwarf Fortress in Real Life
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2013, 01:26:35 am »

Yeah this certainly sounds like adventure mode. Kind of hard to feel heroic when your primary attack mode is to sneak up on someone and throttle them from behind before ripping their jugular out with your teeth.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress in Real Life
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2013, 07:15:17 am »

Is the guy blinking yet ?

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Re: Dwarf Fortress in Real Life
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2013, 01:58:38 pm »

He must be part Honey Badger.

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Re: Dwarf Fortress in Real Life
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2013, 07:56:44 pm »

man you're thinking too small.



Would do that in an instant

Dude I'm so getting one of them.
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« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2013, 07:10:08 pm »

It looks comfortable yet cutting-edge.
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