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Ello and welcome back to let’s play Spore! At the end of the last update that was probably so recent that this recap is utterly pointless, we went to war against the Misti Empire because our dear captain hopped the border a few times too many. As you can see up in the above screenshot, when you go to war against an empire, red spheres form around their star systems telling you where their territory is, similarly green spheres appear around your allies. It… can get ridiculous later on in the game when you meet a certain someone whom I’m pretty sure 3/4s of the people in this thread already know about. Anyways let’s get on with this.: We shall head first for the Yasmus system. It is preventing us from safe contact with the Toads.
: Aye sir
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On the way there we stopped by the Toads to get recharged, when I noticed that we had picked up a shipment of Pink Spice back at Boatmurdered due to our trade route. I sold it to the Green Toads for a whopping 37,464 Sporebucks per unit nearly tripling out moneys. It turned out that the Toads also sold the minibomb upgrade for half the price of we Cutebolds so we of course, purchased it. Minibombs are good for use against buildings.: Captain we are now descending onto the planet
: Good. This is a simple T-0 planet crew. I predict that this will be a piece of cake.
: AAAAAAUUU- *KABOOM*
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Uh I forgot to press the missile button on the dashboard before I started click spamming. Only managed to after I noticed that when I had about 30 health left. Silly me, let’s try that again.:
But first we purchase a energy tank upgrade and a bunch of Repair Modules in preparation. Our next stop is to go ask the Toads for another buddie ship.:
But we are interrupted by a crisis back on planet Boatmurdered! As the only militarized ship I the entire empire, it’s our job to stop them!:
We arrive to discover a single Misti raiding party attacking one of our cities. In Spore enemy ships come in two varieties. Their squadrons arranged into smaller version of their ships which serve as fighters escorting a much larger bomber.:
In my experience it’s typically better to take out the fighters first so that you can destroy the bomber without being shot at from all directions.: Just doing my job sir.
: Of course. By the way, do you mind helping out with the cleanup here
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After a battle you’re gonna have to repair your cities. This mostly entails removing rubble, replacing buildings, and building more turrets. And it’s here that the game crashed again D:<:
Upon starting the game back up, I do a lot of spice trading to obtain more sporebucks and upgrades in preparation for the Yasmus invasion. “But Furt!” you may ask, “you failed so badly last time!” And I will say, yes. Yes I did. However, this time will be different. This time we will be using our allies to their greatest potential.: I’d like you to attack the Misti in the Yasmus System
: Anything for our dear friends the Cutebolds! Especially against the Misti. They’re always preaching to us about how our material ways are hedonistic. Whatever that means. Not to mention they keep asking for donations. However…
: Uh oh
: Warfleets cost money! This one will cost you $54,000!
: Oh. Well that’s hardly anything! I’ll transfer the funds right away!
: CRAP
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Sometimes when enemy ships are destroyed, they drop money. Not very much though. However if you leave them lying around the radar will freak out and be very annoying/distracting.:
After we clean up the mess, we are free to go attack the Yasmus system with the Toads!:
As you can see here, the Toads have sent a squadron of ships that are distracting the Misti fighters for us.:
This leaves us free to bomb the heck out of the Misti colony. When conquering a planet, you basically pound each city into submission. When a city’s warfare bar is filled up, they surrender. This fills up the planet’s bar by a fraction. Get them all and the planet is yours!:
However it’s quite easy to accidently destroy the entire city, especially on a T-0 planet like this one with only minimal defenses and infrastructure. But before we are capable of comtemplating the ethical ramifications of our actions, a cry for help sounds out!: The Grox? The same Grox that destroyed that colony we found?
: All references point to yes captain. The council is asking that you try to scan their ships in order to learn more about this mysterious enemy.
: Don’t just sit there and blather! Help us! We don’t have the funds to make another fleet like that!
: There’s so many of them!
: These ships… they’re more powerful than anything we’ve ever seen!
: Captain! We have an incoming transmission from an unknown source!
: Greeting Kfreeblis McCaptain of the Cutebolds.
: You again! Are you the Grox!?
: No no, you couldn’t be farther from the truth. My people have no greater wish than to destroy the Grox
: Than why aren’t you out here helping us?!
: There would be no time to explain. Let me just say that we are very interested in seeing in how you perform against this raiding party.
: Wait! Get back here you… Arghtlor! Computer! Activate weapons!
: Acknowledged
: They’re running away captain!
: Just like that? Without doing anything? Why would they do that!?
: Perhaps this was a scouting mission. Or maybe a warning…
: Argh. We weren’t able to shoot down even one of their ships! Their shields are too strong.
: Perhaps we should ask the Toad’s about them
: I’m sorry captain but we simply don’t have time to talk right now. Our CEO is simply swamped with calls as we speak!
: I understand. Please tell us when is would be a better time to talk about these “Grox”
: *Shudders* We’ll see captain. End Transmission
: So now what.
: Well sir it seems that this war might become rather expensive. Perhaps it would be good to do some missions to raise funds? We might want to speak to some of the other Toad planets that might be less… panicked.
: Agreed. Set course for Cylarcion!
: Of course!
: Good! Here’s your mission dossier. It’ll explain everything about this adventure.
: We’re approaching Coldiah sir
: Alright time to see what this mission is about. *Opens it* An obstacle course?
: The Toads have always been a little eccentric sir
: Yes but is this really worth my attention?
: At least it pays well.
: Beaming to the planets surface.
: You alright down there Captain?
: Yeah. Everything looks fine from here.
: Taking my first steps. Looks alright so far.
: Holy!
: Captain what happened?!
: The floor panel exploded under me!
: Hey there! You two! What’s the big idea?!
: It’s part of the course. You have to watch your step or you’ll get burned… Speaking of that, your next test is to jump over this minefield in a single bound!
: …Good thing I have wings
: Hey this is all that hard!
: The path is pretty clearly marked out. What’s the point of this event?
: Pretty nice decorations though
: I assume that one bridge will explode and the other won’t. Have to choose carefully here. Just gotta fly up and… Yep the bridge on the right leads to more of those white panels!
: Hmmm I’m almost at the end. According to the dossier I have to collect all the beer cans and smash a pumpkin? What’s a pumpkin?
: Don’t wanna touch these boats
: That’s what a pumpkin is?! I was expecting a plant or a structure or something. Oh well guess I’m suppose to kill it. TAKE THIS!
: ROOOOAAAAARRRR
: That was easy. Though a little hazardous.
: Preparing to beam you back to the ship Captain
: So why did I have to go through that course?
: We spent a lot of money on advertising on that course. It was being televised all over this spiral arm!
: But it was so easy!
: Still popular though.
:Ugh. Let’s get back to business.
: Captain we can’t take much more of this!
: Ignore the fighters, just start bombing the city! With any luck they’ll leave if they have nothing left to defend!
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Now this time we switch to laser right before the bar is filled up. This should prevent the city from exploding this time.:
… Or maybe not.:
we head back home to defend it against retaliatory Misti attack, and stick around to buy some weapons.:
Namely the Auto Turret which will continuously fire at our enemies even in space, and a health upgrade. We then head out to fight the next Misti planet. However we notice some waves radiating off one of the planetsi n our home system and stop by to check it out: Let’s find out what this is
: Looks like some sort of artifact?
: It’s a tool! Grab it immediately I have to examine it!
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It turns out to be a tool that turns skies purple.:
We move on to the next Misti planet. The new upgrades help as we find ourselves not dieing nearly as much as we use to.:
Or at least, until a stray magma plume hits us right in the face. And immediately after I finished off the last Misti defense ship too!:
AAAAARGH! Why won’t they stop exploding!?!??!:
On a lighter note, our trade route finally fills up! :
And I rebuild the ship to reflect that the Cutebolds are at war.: What am I doing?...
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Our most recent conquest results in our promotion to admiral. Now if only those Misti would come to their senses and STOP DYING. We then visit the Toads and upgrade our missiles in exchange for more pink spice.:
Finally!!!: in other words, we surrender!
: About time one of you came to your senses. Tell me, why have you refused to surrender till now!
: Spode does not reward the cowardly.
: Well we’ve finished the mission that the council told us to. Only thing left is to assault the Misti home planet.
: We’re with you all the way captain! Right guys?!
: These samples from this planet are so fascinating! Development of local creatures seems to indicate it as only having recently evolved terrestrial kife- Hmm? Uh oh yes, sure.
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On the way to the home planet we pick up a terraforming tool that turns the seas deep blue.: Yes Sir.
: Now Captain. Your next mission is to hunt for more of these artifacts that you have been finding. We’ll grant you 5000 Sporebucks if you bring another one next to us.
: And the war?
: Oh yes go beat up the Misti Homeworld too. Could bring up our spice production quite a bit!
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: Well guys… only one planet left. You ready for this?
: Ready as I’ll ever be captain.
: Woah!
: Watch out for those Turrets Captain!
: Maybe we should get some more money… We’re gonna need the Toad’s help on this one. I think I’ll try spice trading this time
*ONE TRADING SEQUENCE LATER*: This time we’re ready
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All right. What you want to do when assaulting a higher T rating planet is to take out the turrets first when you attack a city. This leaves you mostly free to bomb the crap out of them. You still have the fighters to worry about, but the Toads should help take care of them this time.:
Unless of course, We DIE, in which case the Toads leave the planet immediately.:
Other than that, there’s not really much to say about this battle.: Last one sir.
: Bring us in.
: Finally it’s over…
: Let me tell you this Kfreeblis! Spode will not be pleased. So long as one follower of the path remains-
: Oh shut up already. Is Spode the only thing you ever talk about?
:…yes
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And that's it for this update folks! Questions, comments, criticism? And I'll be here next time for- Oh screw it I'm terrible at writing catchphrase type things.
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