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Meistermoxx

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Re: i could not stop laughing at this
« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2012, 09:45:54 am »
Quote from: brainfreez on August 11, 2012, 09:28:44 am
once while fighting a human warlord , he stabbed me in anus with iron pike .

The Ironpike has lodged firmly in the wound!
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Kagus

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Re: i could not stop laughing at this
« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2012, 10:14:40 am »
spattering of KY Jelly (Iron Pike)
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Meistermoxx

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Re: i could not stop laughing at this
« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2012, 11:27:52 am »
Quote from: Kagus on August 11, 2012, 10:14:40 am
spattering of KY Jelly (Iron Pike)
You lick the iron pike.

Now for the worse.

Did i say that i wanted to be able to heat weapons at a fire and then selftarget for stopping bleeding?

You could misuse that selftargeting system horribly.

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« Last Edit: August 11, 2012, 03:28:27 pm by Meistermoxx »
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UltraValican

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Re: i could not stop laughing at this
« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2012, 05:46:13 pm »
Quote from: Kagus on August 11, 2012, 10:14:40 am
spattering of KY Jelly (Iron Pike)
Took me a while.

My most hilarious anatomy related incident in DF was when an Orcish Miner told me he knew a guy that got his left testicle mashed by a dragon raptor.
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