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Gaybarowner

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i could not stop laughing at this
« on: August 09, 2012, 12:01:44 pm »

http://imgur.com/5QO9h
this is why i love dwarf fortress
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Re: i could not stop laughing at this
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2012, 12:52:10 pm »

 :o

why man WHY

now they will do that to us  :'(

also which mod is that?
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Re: i could not stop laughing at this
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2012, 04:37:33 pm »

It is genesis mod :)
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Re: i could not stop laughing at this
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2012, 05:42:54 pm »

Ouch.

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Re: i could not stop laughing at this
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2012, 06:21:35 pm »

WHAT!?!! There is a mod that lets you grab people by the balls? Time for ambushing innocent people at night and kastrating them.
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Re: i could not stop laughing at this
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2012, 08:43:07 pm »

Nothing like a good Ole' Testicle Bowling Game.
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Re: i could not stop laughing at this
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2012, 10:14:56 pm »

I need to try that in real-life.
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Re: i could not stop laughing at this
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2012, 10:29:25 pm »

Much like that time an adventurer of mine was hit in the groin with an axe- and the severed part sailed off in an arc. Not just the genitalia- the entire groin region sailed off from the force of that bastards swing.
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Re: i could not stop laughing at this
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2012, 02:41:56 am »

I forsee another Fluffy Wambler incident.

The spinning left testicle strikes the Bronze Collossus in the head and the severed part sails off in an arc!
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Re: i could not stop laughing at this
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2012, 02:58:21 am »

Once, when I was playing with the Succubus/Incubus mod (which adds genitalia and pain receptors to them), I somehow ended up with my right testicle in an armlock by a Dark Woman night creature. Since it wouldn't break, she could just twist it in her armlock over and over again. Without doing anything else.

I was, of course, in incredible pain throughout the entire thing and kept passing out. Whenever I woke up and tried to hit her, I'd miss and go back to being passed out. This kept happening until I died of thirst a few days later.
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Re: i could not stop laughing at this
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2012, 04:57:58 am »

Once, when I was playing with the Succubus/Incubus mod (which adds genitalia and pain receptors to them), I somehow ended up with my right testicle in an armlock by a Dark Woman night creature. Since it wouldn't break, she could just twist it in her armlock over and over again. Without doing anything else.

I was, of course, in incredible pain throughout the entire thing and kept passing out. Whenever I woke up and tried to hit her, I'd miss and go back to being passed out. This kept happening until I died of thirst a few days later.
Omfgwtfbbqroflolmfao
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Re: i could not stop laughing at this
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2012, 05:40:20 am »

Once, when I was playing with the Succubus/Incubus mod (which adds genitalia and pain receptors to them), I somehow ended up with my right testicle in an armlock by a Dark Woman night creature. Since it wouldn't break, she could just twist it in her armlock over and over again. Without doing anything else.

I was, of course, in incredible pain throughout the entire thing and kept passing out. Whenever I woke up and tried to hit her, I'd miss and go back to being passed out. This kept happening until I died of thirst a few days later.
Omfgwtfbbqroflolmfao
I think that sums up my sentiments in regards to this...

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Re: i could not stop laughing at this
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2012, 08:14:15 am »

Hmph.  And there I was, prototyping my own anatomically-themed mod back in the day, but wound up waiting for the new features to come in before refining and releasing it...

...and then these chaps came along and released their own mods that involved naughty bits, so I'm the one who looks like he's copying stuff.


Hehe, serves me right for being a lazy bastard.  All ideas, rarely any product.

Once had a lion chomp down on an adventurer's testicle in my own mod, proceeding to shake the poor sod around by it until it came off.  That mod was not good for people who enjoy sleeping at night.

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Re: i could not stop laughing at this
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2012, 08:32:03 am »

Yeah, playing with mods that add genitals can be pretty damn hilarious.

One of my adventurers recently lost their left buttocks to a weapon trap in a tomb. Didn't see that coming.
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Re: i could not stop laughing at this
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2012, 09:28:44 am »

once while fighting a human warlord , he stabbed me in anus with iron pike .
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