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[Gavakis]

this shit is so cringe

[Loud Whispers]

Urist Lathon lay there bleeding in pain.
Some time in the night Kobolds had ambushed their moderately large band, hard to miss even in the dark.
Hardly a hero's death, he mused.
A Kobold began pulling one of his socks off. Urist threw a ☼sharpened rock☼ at the Kobold.
It crushed the brain through the skull.
A Kobold spearlord emerged from behind a cedar tree.
His only regret
He forgot his +iron boots+

[brainfreez]

a story DF style .
in a time before time , was a young dwarven adventurer and a goblin chief , the dwarf was striking a menacing pose , the goblin chief was terrified . the story relates to the killing of the goblin chief at the beginning of time .

[SuicideJunkie]

This is a text figurine of a Goblin and a serrated green glass disk.
The item is an image of a Goblin in text by SuicideJunkie.  The goblin is stunned after a 1Z fall.  The serrated disk is laughing.  The goblin is being struck down by his own spinning Nako Dangngusmsta's severed arm.

[Sprin]

The tale of Caten Rocklobster
Caten was a dwarf boy who lived in a human hamlet, life was good until one night...
      wall his parents slept an intruder slipt in and killed his parents.
     awoken by the noise young Catten walked into his parents room and saw a man with pointy teeth!
"Come here little dwarf" said the man
but Caten knew this man was a vampire so he picked up his dads axe and loped off the vampires head!! Scared he fled into the wilderness untill some elves found him.
    when the chiled grew he left that elven village to destroy any blood sucker he found, he would never alow what happenex to him happen to anyone else.
    after killing some nasty vampire he became well known through out the land.
     One day he heard gossip of a vampire problem in the capitol, so Catten and his gang of vampire hunters ventured forth.
    To his shock the capital was basicly a ghost town sept a young chiled.
"whos in your family?" Catten asked.
"my father died in 562"said the chiled.
"anyone else?"
"My mom died in 563 by a vampire"
   Catten and his band of vampire slayers took refuge in the chileds home befor heading to the castel to rout out a vampire hiding in it.
   after getting the residance to do a fang check the lawgiver was the vampire! A beutal fight began yet Caten won and asked if any other vamps were near.
A chiled pointed tword a dungen and said a few live in there.
  after a long time of serching the dungon he found a cult with the vampires as there leader, after about an hour Caten and the vampire leader were the last two alive caten charged for the vamp but he jumped away and cut Catens sheild arm making him drop his sheiled theb Caten threw a knife stiking it in the vamps arm and the vamp swang agin bit Caten blocked the shot and slamed his axe into the vamps head and sticking the axe in it! After this he retired with the chiled he met the night befor and adopted him as his son.
                           THE END

[Demki]

There once was an axedwarf, said to be skilled.
He thought horses are tasty, he hacked and the horse was killed.
Our little dwarf saw a rabbit, and thought it's a friend.
But when he got closer, he met his end.

True story.(2/3 adventurers die in the hands of rabbits)

[Xantalos]

ARGH!!! See my sig for a talk-show version of this.