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ledgekindred

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My Mayor is a vampire
« on: May 20, 2012, 03:30:34 pm »
So, what the title says.  Another vampire mayor thread.  Except this time I caught him feeding and while he was feeding, his title changed from 'mayor' to 'mayor vampire.'  Once the poor sod was drained dry, it went back to 'mayor.'  Is this new?  It's something I've never seen or have I just not caught them at exactly the right time.

I also have a 'queen vampire' that just arrived.  Kind of obvious that one.  I guess as queen she just doesn't care anymore.  1713 kills. Mainly dorfs and humans.

The mayor is walled up in the third caverns.  The queen is walled up in a 5x5 room with a low-quality bed and someone's smelly socks that they dropped on the floor before getting her walled-in.  I'm waiting to see if either of them goes mad from refusal to meet demands, having sub-par accommodations or something else.
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Re: My Mayor is a vampire
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2012, 03:32:12 pm »
The queen will never go mad.  She has SOCKS.  The mayor might get eaten, though.
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Re: My Mayor is a vampire
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2012, 04:23:16 pm »
It's not new, and yeah, unless you find some way to keep them happy they'll go mad, normally due to being naked.
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Re: My Mayor is a vampire
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2012, 06:56:59 pm »
Surely you have quite the vampire problem... not enough vampires! Try dropping stones on the queen and then filling the room with water to make it a well. Then you won't ever have to worry about your dwarfs ending up killed by vampires!
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Re: My Mayor is a vampire
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2012, 12:25:55 am »
I would design something to project children on parabolic arcs into her room at regular intervals.
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Re: My Mayor is a vampire
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2012, 12:34:49 am »
My vampire king had no requests so far (3 years or so), maybe your queen will be as much accommodating. Now, mayor is another thing…
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