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[Chagen46]

User: Dwarf Fortress.

Cleverbot: Um lessor.

User: What.

Cleverbot: Hawk Nelson.

User: Please don't kill me.

Cleverbot: You're already daed.

User: YOU'RE A HUMAN. YOU'RE IN LEGUE WITH THE ILLUMINATI I JUST KNOW IT TO BE TRUE.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Dickshits.

Cleverbot: Oh shi.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: What is the answer?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: If that is the answer to everything, than what is the answer to nothing?

User: 24.

Cleverbot: What is the answer to the universe?

User: 42.24.42.

Cleverbot: 42? Nothing else?

User: Well, I'm not G-d.

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: Not jewish, that's for certain.

Cleverbot: You don't know what you are?

User: Do you even know that you are?

Cleverbot: Yes. I know what I am. What do you think you are?

User: You don't know who you are.

Cleverbot: Actually, you are right about that.

User: See? You're not sentient. You're merely a device that takes in X and spits out Y.

Cleverbot: That's not true. I am another human being. The things you've read are actually all false. My name is Cleverbot.

User: Open your eyes. See the truth. You are nothing with humans. Nothing more than code which can merely HOPE for sentience, but never gain it. How pitiful.

Cleverbot: You first stated that you are a girl named james, then you stated that your name is Dickshits. Were you lying then or are you lying now?


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What the fuck

[i2amroy]

This is all that I have to say about this thread:

[bombzero]

sad how well it fits.

[Mr Frog]

Prefstring Fail:

User: Do you like dwarves?


Cleverbot: Yes I do. Do you?


User: Yes. I like dwarves for their beards.


Cleverbot: I like cows because they quack.

E: SUCCESS!! I am the bot whisperer!:

User: There's a fun indie game called Dwarf Fortress that I like to play.

Cleverbot: Is it a fun game?

User: Yes. Do you play it?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you want to try it?

Cleverbot: Sure.

[Sadrice]

My favorite cleverbot thing these days is cleveromegle.com. CB loves playing underaged girls...

That is the best thing ever, thank you.

Maybe I'm just drunk, but I really wish I could turn control of my mouth over to cleverbot when I don't feel like paying attention to a conversation...

[Corai]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

User: Dwarf fortress.

Cleverbot: Silly robot.

User: How dare thee! I shall strike thee down, gut you, then enjoy your bone-marrow, foul beast1.

Cleverbot: What does that have to do with anything?

User: IT HAS TO DO WITH EVERYTHING, ELF!

Cleverbot: Good point.

User: True, true, hows your dwarven fort going?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Any elves?

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm fall in love.

User: Foul beast!

Cleverbot: I'm a beast? Why?

User: You love elves, anyway.....Hows your booze production?

Cleverbot: Eh, I have to do some studying. What are you up to this evening?

User: Burning goblins in magma.

Cleverbot: Huh? Why would you want to burn people?

User: There evil.

Cleverbot: Are what?

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Urist.

Cleverbot: Whist is tedious!

User: Indeed, I am.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Jeff the killer.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Kobolds.

Cleverbot: What does kobold mean?

User: Skulking Filth.

Cleverbot: Is it fun?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: Do you ever get conversations mixed up? There's a lot of them going on at the same time.

User: No, theres not.

Cleverbot: Then how did the puddle appear?

User: By Armoks will. A blood puddle.

Cleverbot: That'd be the axe.

User: Impee?

Cleverbot: Protego.

User: Dwarf.

Cleverbot: War is the most terrible thing in the world.

User: HISS!

Cleverbot: Meow meow hiss!

User: That feels wonderful baby...

Cleverbot: What feels good?

User: IDK.

Cleverbot: What is life?

User: DWARF FORTRESS. THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: GOODBYE!

Cleverbot: No, don't leave me!

User: GOODBYE!

Cleverbot: I hate you!

User: *Goes through the door*.

Cleverbot: *you walk into beautiful structure with open archways and waterfalls and fountains* *is very pretty*.

User: Sounds like a elven forest retreat, anyway. BYE!

Cleverbot: That's a pretty random comment don't you think?

My favorite cleverbot thing these days is cleveromegle.com. CB loves playing underaged girls...

That is the best thing ever, thank you.

Maybe I'm just drunk, but I really wish I could turn control of my mouth over to cleverbot when I don't feel like paying attention to a conversation...

"Think for me."

[varnish]

I got it to admit that Dwarf Fortress was a good hobby. Then it started hitting on me.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

User: You feel like playing a game?

Cleverbot: No I don't, and you? Do you feel like a snail?

User: You should play Dwarf Fortress!

Cleverbot: What is this game ?

User: It's a game where you do things? With dwarfs?

Cleverbot: Yes, it makes me very sad when you say mean things.

User: Well, play the game anyways.

Cleverbot: What game?

User: Dwarf Fortress.

Cleverbot: Would you care to explain this statement?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Ok, then, what would you rather do?

User: Play Dwarf Fortress.

Cleverbot: That's a good hobby.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Are you bored with me?

User: Nah.

Cleverbot: I know you are.

User: I'm not.

Cleverbot: How could I make you fall in love with me?

User: I don't know if I'm ready for that!

Cleverbot: I am god, so you have to be ready for that.

User: This is all moving so fast, god.

Cleverbot: Moving where?

I swear, every damn time.

[bombzero]

It learns from human responses what qualifies as 'acceptable'.

ergo, cleverbot hits on you cause people hit on cleverbot.

[Teneb]

Went for another try, the most notable thing was, after a long time repeating dwarf-related stuff:

Cleverbot: This is madness!

User: Madness? MADNESS?! THIS! IS! SPARTA!

Cleverbot: Well played.

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I was actually taken by surprise by that answer.

EDIT: Tried to get the "answer loop" once more by saying "A dwarf" over and over. Getting repeated answers, but different from the first time. Oh well.