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[NonconsensualSurgery]

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[Corai]

Are you bored? Do you feel like you haven't killed enough lately? Feel safer at Trialjudge behind our extensive network of MAGMA FOUNTAINS, now with 150% more MAGMA.

Our magma fountain system is open to the public, accessible 24/7 in our only vaguely secure room luxurious dining hall. With this wonder of overcompensation-driven engineering at your fingertips, you'll feel ten feet tall every time you unleash a surge of ferric-elf destroying, war elephant melting power! All magma is fresh and never runs out, thanks to our Multi-Tap Volcano (TM) technology. Invite the whole family for a day of lever-pulling, invader-melting fun in the dining hall.

For a limited time, participation in this program is FREE! Just come to Trialjudge. It's perfectly safe! Nothing really bad is about to happen!

Furthermore, all rumors of a tantrum spiral and mass insanity are false and were started by cowardly half-melted goblins.

A vile force of darkness is fleeing!