Are you confined to the slums of the mountainhomes, with little food and an unsatisfactory salary?
*Cameradwarf shows a group of dwarves in ragged clothing, skinny to the bone, and looked like they needed a drink*
Are you forced to work like a slave, endlessly plucking and placing plump helmets, only to be put in your superiors' mouths alone?
*Cameradwarf shows the same dwarves farming in a dark hole, then the screen compresses and reveals a camera showing fat, lavishly clothed nobles eating roasted meat and wine*
Do you dream of a place where you can start all over, where you can make a new name of yourself?
*The dwarves are looking up at the stars in a dreamy trance*
Then come on over to Lokumkosh, a brand new Fort!
*The Cameradwarf goes down a hallway, passing by people farming, carpenters carving wood, and masons engraving the walls and floors*
It is here where you can find the friendship that the nobles had neglacted, where we will welcome you with open arms, and share stories of past wonders!
*The Cameradwarf enters the meeting hall, and the room is filled with happy faces, and a bronze-armored dwarf with a crutch is telling a story, with the dwarves listening with obvious interest. A couple in the audiance cuddles together as they listen*
While we may not have much right now, with bolt, plow, and pick, we will build ourselves up into a glorious mountainhome that will be the envy of all of your former masters!
*Camera shows a severily sped up slideshow showing a mightly castle being built from the ground up*
And before you worry about migrating expenses, we already have that taken care of! Just head over to the stables where your fellow migrants will be led by one of our dwarves,
Who will lead you to our fortress!
*Cameradwarf shows a group of dwarves gathering around a pair of goats and an armed dwarf, then heading out into the distance*
So come, and welcome yourself to the rest of your li-*narrator mumbles "sh*t!"*uuuh, to paradise!