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[JimmyBobJr]

That awkward moment when you send a mother of two babys into combat, only to die and leave two bleeding babys crawling around your fort until they finaly starve to death.

Yeaaaah my forts quite a interesting place.

[Lagslayer]

That awkward moment when you realize all those cute cuddly-wuddly kittens are killing your FPS.

[none0000]

That awkward moment when you realise that useless soapmaker you sent to tap into the side of the magma is now an unkillable !!Zombie Soapmaker!! setting fire to the rest of your fortress starting with the booze stockpile.

[Brotato]

That awkward moment when nobody else thinks that baby meat-shields and butchering kittens is funny.

[rtg593]

That awkward moment when you're chucking at a 7 month old dwarf starving to death as she crawls over her dead mother, the last survivor of the tantrum-spiraled fort...

And then your own RL 7 month old girl pats you on the foot.

[Greiger]

Thinking about those who claim the existance of an infinite number of universes being even remotely right means that somewhere out there, there is a universe that recreates everything that happens in every DF players games in real time with real living, breathing, sapient beings.   and then debating whether to send the soldiers out to defend an otherwise useless hunter.

[Exlo]

That awkward moment when you realize you probably can't set DF up on the school's ubuntu computers because you need administrator privileges to download the necessary libraries. Plus that's apparently a no-no.