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Author Topic: DF Awkward Moments  (Read 3984 times)

Melagius

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DF Awkward Moments
« on: March 26, 2012, 07:40:51 am »
That awkward moment when a zombie siege arrives and you pull the lever for your drawbridge, only to realize that you made it a retracting bridge and your moat is ramped. Oh, and your fort is set up with buildings in an open courtyard, and you have no military to speak of.
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Re: DF Awkward Moments
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2012, 09:36:47 am »
Sounds more like a facepalm moment.
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Re: DF Awkward Moments
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2012, 01:17:09 pm »
That awkward moment when the liason shows up a year after he left a thriving fortress...
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Re: DF Awkward Moments
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2012, 01:56:58 pm »
That awkward moment when a new version comes out and you suddenly feel ashamed of your nudity
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Re: DF Awkward Moments
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2012, 02:33:04 pm »
That awkward moment when you figure out that you have more cats than anything else in the fort.
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Re: DF Awkward Moments
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2012, 04:23:40 pm »
That awkward moment when a new version comes out and you get ready to hit the delete button after selecting all your saves.
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Re: DF Awkward Moments
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2012, 04:32:16 pm »
That awkward moment when you realize your epic castle is made completely out of shale.
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Re: DF Awkward Moments
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2012, 05:27:00 pm »
Quote from: dreadmullet on March 26, 2012, 04:32:16 pm
That awkward moment when you realize your epic castle is made completely out of shale.

...Wouldn't that technically be an epic fortress made out of a mountain of rocks? Or ruins?
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Re: DF Awkward Moments
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2012, 07:29:37 pm »
That awkward moment when you realize you've forgotten to brew delicious alcohol.

It's already too late. Fun incoming.
« Last Edit: March 27, 2012, 01:53:53 am by Leo and the Hairy Midgets »
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Re: DF Awkward Moments
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2012, 07:21:41 am »
that awkward moment when you try to explain !!Science!! to your friends and family.
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Re: DF Awkward Moments
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2012, 09:24:57 am »
Quote from: slothen on March 27, 2012, 07:21:41 am
that awkward moment when you try to explain !!Science!! to your friends and family.

More like explain breeding merpeople and butchering them for their precious bones.
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Re: DF Awkward Moments
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2012, 10:16:34 am »
Quote from: slothen on March 27, 2012, 07:21:41 am
that awkward moment when you try to explain !!Science!! to your friends and family.

That awkward moment when you start laughing after telling the story of the suicidal baby whose parents died in battle and nobody around you is laughing.
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Re: DF Awkward Moments
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2012, 05:54:59 pm »
The awkward moment when you first realise titans, or daemons, are trap avoid.   :o

Yeah I lost the fort, although mostly because he had deadly blood and my dwarfs had no shoes.
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Re: DF Awkward Moments
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2012, 06:09:07 pm »
That awkward moment when you realise you forgot to remove the [NO_EAT][NO_DRINK] tags from your custom carnivore race after worldgen was over and have been playing a fortress for 2 years 'cheating'.
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Re: DF Awkward Moments
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2012, 01:02:50 am »
That awkward moment when you realize you've left beds on repeat for the last two years.
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