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Author Topic: Naked Vampire Throws Tantrum!  (Read 7773 times)

kaijyuu

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Re: Naked Vampire Throws Tantrum!
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2012, 05:48:56 pm »
Give him a farm, some seeds, a clothing workshop, and make him make his own damn clothes.
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Re: Naked Vampire Throws Tantrum!
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2012, 05:52:16 pm »
Quote from: kaijyuu on March 24, 2012, 05:48:56 pm
Give him a farm, some seeds, a clothing workshop, and make him make his own damn clothes.

Make a man a fire, you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
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Re: Naked Vampire Throws Tantrum!
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2012, 06:12:57 pm »
Mother of Armok I want to sig that SO BAD.
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Re: Naked Vampire Throws Tantrum!
« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2012, 06:34:49 pm »
Naked vampire? Is it's fangs showing?
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Quote from: Dr. D on April 04, 2012, 09:48:40 am
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No one with appropriate skills, so a bunch of jewelers are being promoted to Doctors. Hey, don't look at me like that. They know plenty about chiseling things off.

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Re: Naked Vampire Throws Tantrum!
« Reply #19 on: March 25, 2012, 12:51:59 pm »
Can a vampire record keeper do his job from inside 7/7 water?
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Re: Naked Vampire Throws Tantrum!
« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2012, 12:56:35 pm »
Quote from: GavJ on March 24, 2012, 12:07:34 pm
I like to keep vampires submerged alive in small glass cylinders full of water around my fort.  Unfortunately, I couldn't do that last time, because he was the damn MAYOR, and needed to be replaced forcibly... (come on guys, you voted for somebody who says he is older than the world is? Brilliant...)

LOL ------ Little Irenicus complex?
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Re: Naked Vampire Throws Tantrum!
« Reply #21 on: March 25, 2012, 09:44:30 pm »
Hah! Yeah, this happened to me, too. I had trapped over half a dozen vampires in one area. I was in the process of building a magma pump stack up to their lair when I downloaded .06. They all got very, very unhappy. At one point there was a melancholy vampire dwarf, a babbling vampire dwarf, 4 miserable dwarves, and a berserk dwarf. Then another went berserk, and now there's only one totally insane naked vampire dwarf remaining, surrounded by the corpses of his brethren. I'm tempted to send my military in, but I think dying by magma is more appropriate...
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The funniest part being a dwarf actually butchered the stupid thing.  Necrotic poison is the tastiest of spices.

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Re: Naked Vampire Throws Tantrum!
« Reply #22 on: March 26, 2012, 11:14:52 am »
Quote from: CaveLobsterShell on March 25, 2012, 09:44:30 pm
Hah! Yeah, this happened to me, too. I had trapped over half a dozen vampires in one area. I was in the process of building a magma pump stack up to their lair when I downloaded .06. They all got very, very unhappy. At one point there was a melancholy vampire dwarf, a babbling vampire dwarf, 4 miserable dwarves, and a berserk dwarf. Then another went berserk, and now there's only one totally insane naked vampire dwarf remaining, surrounded by the corpses of his brethren. I'm tempted to send my military in, but I think dying by magma is more appropriate...

I think the problem with melting your own dwarfs is you don't know in advance if you will be able to memorialize them properly.  Result: ghosts.

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