You dont WANT to know what a crudnle is.
Btw, i see you are becoming more dwarf, laughing at exploding buzzards.
Welcome into the house of !!fun!!!
Exploding buzzards was funny, but drenching the entire human trade caravan with a rain of blood, guts, and severed wings was
hilarious.
"Dammit, keep those blasted birds away from the..."
*BRZZZZSPLUTCH*
"Well, that takes care of that. Urist, why are all those humans screaming?"
"Hell if I know. Hey, is anybody else hungry?"
By the way, much thanks to everyone in the thread for all the helpful advice. If it wasn't for the quality of the community, I would probably still be sitting around reading "Let's Play" episodes. Between the helpful advice, the !!helpful advice!!, and things like Mermaid Farming and Magma Submarines, it's an enormous improvement over the 'lolfag' attitude I've reluctantly endured in other games. You guys rock!
Particular thanks for the ammo advice. From the sounds of things, I can give my dwarves silver or copper bolts and save my iron and steel for armor, axes, and industry. I'm thinking about doing some informal science and making two crossbow squads, one with copper bolts and one with silver and comparing their overall performance. I read an article on how to make a 'goblin shooting gallery', so I could compare their performance under controlled conditions vs. live combat against armored enemies.