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dirty foot

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Strange Community?
« on: February 26, 2012, 11:57:03 pm »

So, upon checking out my world legends, I decide to look up a vampire there so I could hunt him/her down in adventure mode. I stumble upon "Fancyscaly," a quiet town with bustling professionals constantly immigrating in.

Every single one of them are vampires.

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Five pages of vampire immigrants.
« Last Edit: February 27, 2012, 12:00:53 am by dirty foot »
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Coyote Sans

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Re: Strange Community?
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2012, 12:30:26 am »

File this one under "Town With A Dark Secret." Bloodsacks check in, but they don't check out.
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Re: Strange Community?
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2012, 12:35:19 am »

It could be "vampire cult". Or just most of world population is infected by vampirism.
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Re: Strange Community?
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2012, 02:01:36 am »

Cleanse the town!
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Re: Strange Community?
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2012, 02:19:20 am »

Vampires' titles apply retroactively in legends mode.  The likely explanation is that a bunch of normal people immigrated in, then got converted by a smaller set of vampires.  Vampire blood in the well maybe?

Also: kill them?  Recruit them!  Bandits versus the living dead, place your bets...
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Re: Strange Community?
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2012, 02:22:40 pm »

Vampires' titles apply retroactively in legends mode.  The likely explanation is that a bunch of normal people immigrated in, then got converted by a smaller set of vampires.  Vampire blood in the well maybe?

Also: kill them?  Recruit them!  Bandits versus the living dead, place your bets...

All my money on bandit bowmen.
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Re: Strange Community?
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2012, 10:22:04 pm »

hmmm thought this thread was gonna be about bay12...


anyways, yeah legends edits retroactively, much like real historians  ;D
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Re: Strange Community?
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2012, 03:24:37 pm »

Recruit an army, train, and attack.

...Save? :P

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Re: Strange Community?
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2012, 03:28:33 pm »

Recruit an army
1. Train
2. Attack
3. ????
4. Profit
FTFY.
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Re: Strange Community?
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2012, 02:58:02 pm »

Vampires' titles apply retroactively in legends mode.  The likely explanation is that a bunch of normal people immigrated in, then got converted by a smaller set of vampires.  Vampire blood in the well maybe?

Also: kill them?  Recruit them!  Bandits versus the living dead, place your bets...
Sounds like the DF version of From Dusk 'Till Dawn. Double points if one of the bandits has a crossbow codpiece.
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Re: Strange Community?
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2012, 03:01:39 pm »

Bandits versus the living dead, place your bets...
All my money on bandit bowmen.
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Re: Strange Community?
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2012, 10:42:57 pm »

kill them all after starting as a peasant outsider.  see how few lives it takes you (keep a save of the untouched version).

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Megadwarf Mode: none of the above, you aren't allowed to leave the site once you get there, and you don't train before setting out on your journey

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