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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE SCIENTIST
« Reply #15 on: October 07, 2012, 05:38:53 pm »
LYCANTHROPY IS NOT A PLANE.
IT IS A PLAGUE.
ONE IS A GEOMETRICAL CONCEPT AS APPLIED TO METAPHYSICS, THE OTHER IS A DEADLY, DANGEROUS DISEASE.
SLIGHT DIFFERENCE.
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sambojin

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Re: YOU ARE SCIENTIST
« Reply #16 on: October 07, 2012, 10:28:11 pm »
GRAB ALL ALIEN WEAPONS. GAFFER-TAPE ALL ALIEN WEAPONS TOGETHER. GAFFER-TAPE ALL TRIGGERS TOGETHER. POINT AT NEAREST PERSON WHO ISN'T ME. PULL TRIGGER.

DO SCIENCE ON THE RESULTS.
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Corai

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Re: YOU ARE SCIENTIST
« Reply #17 on: October 07, 2012, 10:30:49 pm »
FIND A ALIEN AND HER DAUGHTER.

TIE BOTH TO TABLES.

TORTURE DAUGHTER TO SEE MOTHER'S REACTION.

WRITE DOWN RESULTS.
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DiezIrae

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Re: YOU ARE SCIENTIST
« Reply #18 on: October 08, 2012, 05:13:27 am »
TRANSFORM INTO ANGRY CHICKEN THAT EXPLODES IN ALIEN HANDS! THEY SHALL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU ARE SCIENTIST
« Reply #19 on: October 08, 2012, 05:49:47 am »
SCIENCE IT UP
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE SCIENTIST
« Reply #20 on: October 08, 2012, 06:25:09 am »
Quote from: Corai on October 07, 2012, 10:30:49 pm
FIND A ALIEN AND HER DAUGHTER.

TIE BOTH TO TABLES.

TORTURE DAUGHTER TO SEE MOTHER'S REACTION.

WRITE DOWN RESULTS.

SMACK CORAI UPSIDE THE HEAD.
THAT EXPERIMENT IS IMORAL!

...AND THERE'S NO CONTROL GROUP!
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Re: YOU ARE SCIENTIST
« Reply #21 on: October 08, 2012, 12:19:38 pm »
PTW
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Yoink

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Re: YOU ARE SCIENTIST
« Reply #22 on: October 08, 2012, 12:21:36 pm »
>HELP OUT WITH BANGING THE ASSISTANT

IT'S BOUND TO WORK EVENTUALLY RIGHT

I AM BEST SCIENTIST
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misko27

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Re: YOU ARE SCIENTIST
« Reply #23 on: October 08, 2012, 12:22:11 pm »
ATTEMPT TO BREED SCIENTISTS INOT SUPER SCIENTIST. START WITH GREATWYRM GOLD AND CORAI.
Quote from: Yoink on October 08, 2012, 12:21:36 pm
>HELP OUT WITH BANGING THE ASSISTANT

IT'S BOUND TO WORK EVENTUALLY RIGHT

I AM BEST SCIENTIST
AND YOINK,
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Praecordia

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Re: YOU ARE SCIENTIST
« Reply #24 on: October 08, 2012, 12:27:02 pm »
USE RESEARCH TO INVENT QUANTUM FINGERNAIL CLIPPERS
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU ARE SCIENTIST
« Reply #25 on: October 08, 2012, 12:30:47 pm »
THROW PISTACHIOS
SAVE THE WORLD
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Re: YOU ARE SCIENTIST
« Reply #26 on: October 08, 2012, 01:23:26 pm »
DESTROY THE UNIVERSE THEN EAT A TACO. IN THAT ORDER.
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