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Author Topic: The Hunting Dog From Krypton  (Read 4353 times)

MagmaSolutionsInc

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Re: The Hunting Dog From Krypton
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2012, 07:02:28 am »

"Terkiey BlahBlahBlah has died, or whatever"

I would like for this exact message to be implemented  :P



... also, I accidentally dropped a kitten from a great height onto a dorf and broke the dorf's head.

Kitten was ok.
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stopped zombie cats from adopting dwarves

... with magma.

Gotdamnmiracle

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Re: The Hunting Dog From Krypton
« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2012, 07:10:58 am »

I had a war elephant that killed a bunch of kobolds and got a name. That isn't the interesting part though, the interesting part is the name it got.  "Clutchnose"!

elephants killing things are common

WoooOOOoooW. You did NOT understand my post.
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Go back see if he's there and run him over, and drink his gun!

PotatoOverdose

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Re: The Hunting Dog From Krypton
« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2012, 12:17:05 pm »

I recently had a zombie giant ettin kill 7 migrants locked outside of my fortress (my useless-migrant processing machine was almost but not quite finished at the time). Overjoyed by this, I had the remaining 2 migrants on the edge of the map, a cheese maker and a potash maker,  conscripted and ordered them to attack. To my amazement, they killed the zombie giant ettin unarmed and unarmored in about 3-4 minutes with no injuries to themselves.
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terkiey

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Re: The Hunting Dog From Krypton
« Reply #18 on: February 02, 2012, 12:48:52 pm »

Your calling me a dumbass!??!?

WAAAH!H!H!!
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Loud Whispers

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Re: The Hunting Dog From Krypton
« Reply #19 on: February 02, 2012, 02:24:45 pm »

Your calling me a dumbass!??!?

WAAAH!H!H!!

AHRHH GHOST TERKIEY EVERYONE RUN BUILD A DAMN COFFIN D:

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Re: The Hunting Dog From Krypton
« Reply #20 on: February 02, 2012, 07:04:04 pm »

I once sent my miner to break through the first cavern. As soon as he did, a giant cave spider attacked him and the miner entered an endless cycle of paralysis and sleep. So, realizing hes gonna die, I left for other business and 5 minutes later, hes still alive. Apparently the miner turned into a legendary wrestler (I have no idea how he did so fast) and then punched the spider's abdomen off and walked off with nothing but oozing blood from his arm and right after continued to mine
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Re: The Hunting Dog From Krypton
« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2012, 02:00:02 pm »

I once sent my miner to break through the first cavern. As soon as he did, a giant cave spider attacked him and the miner entered an endless cycle of paralysis and sleep. So, realizing hes gonna die, I left for other business and 5 minutes later, hes still alive. Apparently the miner turned into a legendary wrestler (I have no idea how he did so fast) and then punched the spider's abdomen off and walked off with nothing but oozing blood from his arm and right after continued to mine

He might've grabbed the spider a few hundred times. Which now that you think about it, means this Dwarf single handedly held a Giant Cave spider at bay by grabbing it by the jaws, and punching it in two all the while whilst fighting poison.

Legendary for a reason.
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