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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2145 on: December 23, 2011, 12:57:41 am »

I have a dwarf named Zas 'Dragonboat,' which is similar to Dragonborn. Which makes me realize, that it's technically impossible for a dwarf to take an arrow to the knee.
I used to be an axelord like you, until I took a (+bronze bolt+) to the upper leg, chipping the bone through the *copper leggings*!
It doesn't sound nearly as good :(
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2146 on: December 23, 2011, 08:50:08 am »

"Then I took a mace to the liver."

OH YOU POOR DORF.

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« Reply #2147 on: December 25, 2011, 01:12:37 pm »

Pik Brimssplattered the Godly Impunity of Swallowing.

That is all...
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« Reply #2148 on: December 25, 2011, 02:07:22 pm »

My latest adventurer has the coolest name and title, they call him "Fel Knotwad the Spasm of Chasms"

Next chance I get, I'm naming a hole after him: The Chasm of Spasms
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2149 on: December 27, 2011, 10:23:30 am »

Hes the Moist Hole of Squids, a skinless anaconda FB.

Disembodied vagina? Some beasts are better left forgotten...
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2150 on: December 27, 2011, 04:55:24 pm »

DikeFortress.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2151 on: December 28, 2011, 06:20:24 am »

Looking trough legends i found a night creature that killed my adventurer, it was the enemy of the hex of crotches, the wickednes of laws, the noble demon, the outonomous portal and the spear of tickling.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2152 on: December 28, 2011, 07:29:17 am »

The RNG gave me Limulunnos, Goldenhoof. One for the bronies. This is vanilla DF by the way. :P

I had an adventurer recently with the title the Mournful Justice of Tickling.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2153 on: December 30, 2011, 01:58:59 am »

Even though this was Fortress mode, I had a touch of awesome I thought I'd share.  My fortress was named Stakudmomuz, "Machinecrypt."  Necrons?
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2154 on: December 30, 2011, 02:34:36 am »

Cacame Ironballs.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2155 on: December 31, 2011, 07:00:34 am »

Strastnas Rightsucks the Bloated Puke a hydra, WTF random name generator, seriously WTF.

Note: I was sent to kill it by a snakeman civ(Genesis  Mod) so the real ammount o s's might vary.


EDIT: Now I'm wearing a almost full suit of armor made out of him.
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« Reply #2156 on: December 31, 2011, 09:28:12 pm »

The Crazy Desert. Infinite cactus staircase, fifty million suns, immortal jackal worshipers, candy walkers, it's crazy as hell out in the Crazy Desert.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2157 on: December 31, 2011, 09:30:42 pm »

The Crazy Desert. Infinite cactus staircase, fifty million suns, immortal jackal worshipers, candy walkers, it's crazy as hell out in the Crazy Desert.

The Axe of Lions. Not so funny, but it is awesome :P

Plus, I'm getting mobbed by Giant Eagles. Butchering the corpses, eating their hearts and taking a feather for each I kill. Dunno where my peasant entourage has gone though :|

Maybe they don't like mountains :P

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2158 on: January 01, 2012, 01:03:15 pm »

So I was playing some Genesis Mod, Some peasant asks me to murder a night creature.
I walk for a bit to the cave, enter sneak mode, and as i enter the cave, this message greets me:


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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2159 on: January 01, 2012, 02:26:41 pm »

Speaking of rappers...



My Akon can beat up your Akon.  >:(
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