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[Pokon]

I just had to fight a Minotaur called Ancientfrost. Was very powerful, to boot. Crippled my left leg and plucked my eye.

[antlion12]

I once genned a world with an evil forest called the forest of vandals unfortunately there was no nearby elf civs.

[Reudh]

A now destroyed human civilisation had the (not very funny but really badarse) name of the Kingdoms of Thundering.

[bukitodinos]

i have a brook named

Crewdstilled the soapy hog 

[Lord Dakoth]

My last adventurer was named Urist Syrupshower the Bearded Venom.

[Loud Whispers]

Goblin Civilisation, "The Incests of Stabbing".

[the woods]

An adequate hammerdwarf kills 3 goblins, 2 trolls in dwarf mode and he's the Steel of Owning. I kill a hundred of each in adventure mode and I'm the Shaken Crab of Flimsiness.

[Markus]

^Ouch. The RNG doesn't like you, does he?

Well, I did have some funny names, but I forgot them...

but the SWAMP OF IMPALING? A name I shall never forget. Huge swamp area, not a brook for miles, and SCORCHING HOT EVERYWHERE. Sure, underground was tons of metal and what not, but I was shakin' in my boots expecting the trees to BURST into flames before I could even dig a hole. The murky pools looked so suspicious the dwarves didn't drink from them.

[Person]

The Flimsy Fountain. A volcano.

[Reudh]

One of the dwarves in Limulunnos (Goldenhoof. Not even a MLP modded DF or anything) got the title the 'Flickering Fangs of Fountains'. Clearly the dwarves are scared of the water's reflections on a fountain.

[Urist McCheeseMaker]

Or maybe your dwarves just put in freaking scary fountains without you knowing it since there's no tile to show them. Think about that for a change

Heh. Just got an amusing one in fort mode: Astesh Kûbukudist Nåzom Merir, "Astesh Lancepleated the Dream of Pregnancy", Hammerdwarf. It's a guy. No wife. Perhaps he's got some faulty equipment he's grown attached to. Or rather, that's grown attached to him. And what's this about his lance being pleated?

[Eric Blank]

My new adventurer is a sasquatch named Otira Musclebust the Serpent of Numbers. The musclebust part got me, so I made them female.

[Sotye]

(Fairly new here, but anyway..)

 I recently generated a very large world and I was looking around after world gen to see what there was. Some of the names are pretty badass, "The Sea of Oblivion".
Then I looked to a pretty large good area and it was named "The Pregnant Tulip-Plains", right next to "The Desert of Pantomimes" and a big mountain range named "The Syrup-Spikes of Stirring".  Overall, most of the names generated seem pretty fitting and cool, so not many funny ones. 

[Mercur1c]

Got attacked by some humans.

When I exited quick travel I was greeted by this message:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Tell them it was the Virginal Mothers.
if you live!

Thats right, the Virginal Mothers.

Half(3) of them spawned on the other side of a river to me, so I just killed the other three (Including the leader(I think)).
And fast traveled away.

[Karnewarrior]

Got attacked by some humans.

When I exited quick travel I was greeted by this message:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Tell them it was the Virginal Mothers.
if you live!

Thats right, the Virginal Mothers.

Half(3) of them spawned on the other side of a river to me, so I just killed the other three (Including the leader(I think)).
And fast traveled away.

Dwarf Fortress: You just got robbed by the Virgin Mary.

Something about this game makes me wonder why God lets it exist.