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[lawastooshort]

"DAMMIT GATLIN, IF YOU DIE I'M TEARING YOUR CLOTHES OFF TOO! BE WARNED!"

Use small piece of cloth or... an aloe vera leaf to HEAL Gatlin. Or aid his healing attempt. If he dies first then tear off his clothes.

[Toaster]

"Help, help, I've fallen into a pit of fools and I can't get up!"

Use scrap of torn clothing to bind hand!  Keep keeping an eye out for a weapon.

[Dermonster]

*Checks watch.*

Gat and freeform, you got 24 hours or *splerk*

[Feldrain]

Any chance I can be added to the morons? Implying 20 people are going to be dieing any time soon. 

[freeformschooler]

: "You know, I would LOVE to just ignore this thing, but experience points and potential loot make the opportunity too amazing to pass up."

Just be a real hero for once. Whack the Deku Baba on the head with staff.

[IronyOwl]

Any chance I can be added to the morons? Implying 20 people are going to be dieing any time soon. 

I think you meant to say "Hey derm, can I be added to the moron list? I promise I won't talk about how dumb you are behind your back like the current players and first half of the moron list keep doing!"

[freeformschooler]

What if I like.

What if I don't WANT to draw Trent's facesprite.

[Dermonster]

Trent you now have hair and a bow until further notice.

[Toaster]

Oh God.

[Gatleos]

How did I suddenly become the Scelly of this game?

SHIT. UM. PRAY TO NAYRU FOR HEALING.

[Nicholas1024]

You know what, I'll join the moron list as well, at the current rate of stupidity I can probably play in a couple of months.

I'll go classic, give me dark green as my color, please.

[Dermonster]

Turn Eighteen: Divine intervention?

"When you call out to the void, be careful that the void does not reach out to you. Who knoes what lays there, waiting..."

I am sorry. I am so, so sorry.

Use small piece of cloth or... an aloe vera leaf to HEAL Gatlin. Or aid his healing attempt. If he dies first then tear off his clothes.

(...) You run over to Gatlin and desperately rub a leaf into his wounds. This doesn't help.

: "Don't die on me you strawberry grape bastard! Wait, holy crap what?"

Use scrap of torn clothing to bind hand!  Keep keeping an eye out for a weapon.

(...) You use a spare piece of cloth to bind your hand expertly. Your hand has been treated and will heal. (...) One deku baba's stalk has hardened into a deku stick. It's flimsy, but better than nothing.

: "I feel that something is wrong here. It's probably the hair."

Just be a real hero for once. Whack the Deku Baba on the head with staff.

(...) You quickly turn in all directions, searching for a deku baba to whack because adventure. In your heroic haste, you smack yourself on the head.

: "This needs to stop happening. Wait, what the fu-"

SHIT. UM. PRAY TO NAYRU FOR HEALING.

(...)

Vision fading, you utter a prayer into the void.

: "Hey, Nayru... if you could maybe... send some help, please... I don't want to die..."

There is a moment of silence, before a great wind picks up. A glowing blue portal with purple cracks opens up in the sky, pulsing. From it, lances a beam of godly power, striking Gatlin. Everything flashes dark blue for a second and the portal disappeares.

Gatlin sits up, exhausted. All of his wounds appear to have been sealed.

: "Holy crap, are you alright!?"

(...)

: "... ....... ..... ........"

Gatlin pauses. He opens his mouth again, and it closes soon after.

Gatlin appears panicked, but makes no sound. It appears he has been rendered mute, and can no longer communicate in words.


Schmucks:
Player: freeformschooler
Name: Hayley
Status: Headstaffing
Location: Lost woods
Inventory: Aqua Tunic Deku Staff
Wounds: [HP:99/100] Bruised head
Charactaristics:
Player: lawastooshort
Name: Lala
Status: Impromptu charades
Location: Lost woods
Inventory: Red Tunic Deku Sword Aloe Vera leaves x1
Wounds: [HP:100/100]
Charactaristics:
Player: Gatleos
Name: Gatlin
Status: Considerin a carreer in proffessional mimeing.
Location: Lost woods.
Inventory: Dark Orchid Tunic Deku Spear
Wounds: [HP:14/100]
Charactaristics: Mute
Player: Toaster
Name: Trent
Status: Still confused, less hurt, and ready to swing his stick around.
Location: Lost woods.
Inventory: Pink Tunic Deku Stick
Wounds: [HP:95/100] Cut palm.
Charactaristics:
Mooks:
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[lawastooshort]

"So er... Bother... Can I take some of your clothes even though you aren't dead?"

Onwards! And take some of Gatlin's clothing (for future bandage use, being the medic of the party) if at any second he either lets his guard down or gives anything that could be interpreted as consent.

[NoahTophatz]

moron list me as grey please

[Toaster]

Trent looked around as he preened his hair.  He could have sworn he was bald this morning, but now he had hair and it was right and good.  At least his bow was still neatly placed.

Bow? Was that right?  Oh well.

"Let's just go, okay?"


Drag the team onward in search of a plot hook.


((Roll with it!))