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[Gamerlord]

Is this going to continue like this? Cos it's funny as hell. 

[freeformschooler]

((Gatleos, Lawas and I are all in an RTD together. Intense innuendo is not just expected but virtual guaranteed.))

[Gamerlord]

((Gatleos, Lawas and I are all in an RTD together. Intense innuendo is not just expected but virtual guaranteed.))

((Huzzah!))

[Toaster]

((It's always a sex joke.))

[Dermonster]

((Gatleos, Lawas and I are all in an RTD together. Intense innuendo is not just expected but virtual guaranteed.))

((I await the day everyone in toasters waiting slot gets killed until apples can join the quadro.

The resulting fallout will create the penisnomicon.))

[Gamerlord]

((Gatleos, Lawas and I are all in an RTD together. Intense innuendo is not just expected but virtual guaranteed.))

((I await the day everyone in toasters waiting slot gets killed until apples can join the quadro.

The resulting fallout will create the penisnomicon.))

 

[BlasterKyubey210]

Screwing around aside, another Victim for Hyrule coming up

Name: Johnathan
Colour: Death Guard colors (if Invalid, then simply Brown)

[Gatleos]

: WELCOME TO THE PARTY TRENT

Head further into the forest on a sappy slip n slide! Wheeeeeee

[Dermonster]

Turn Sixteen: Riding the red wave.

It's like Scelly9 2.0

Assess the situation!

(...) You discover that you are standing in a puddle of plant sap in the middle of a forest road. There are two plant corpses on the ground, and you are vaguely unsettled by their teeth. There are also three other people here, in blue red and purple.

Yeah you have no idea what's going on and you feel sticky. Hey, maybe this red clothed person can explain-

Assess Trent. Also, try to discern where we should be going. Along the road? Follow! After wiping my face.

(...) You march straight up to Trent, lift him bodily, look him straight in the eye inches from his face and inhale deeply while staring into his metaphorical soul.

He smells of plant sap, befuddlement and fear, you decide, dropping him on the ground. Also kind of like a hospital?

You take a look at the road and decide against your better judgement that you should probably go in the same direction as the man traveling on a stream of his own blood.

Conduct a thorough examination of our new party member.

(...) You glance him over and give a solid 'Meh'.

Head further into the forest on a sappy slip n slide! Wheeeeeee

(...) With a running leap, you  belly flop onto the now strawberry colored plant sap and slide a good twenty feet further into the forest.

'Wheeeee' Part of you squeals.

'OH GOD MY HAND MY SIDES WHYYYY' another part notes, but you ignore him over how much fun you're having.


Schmucks:
Player: freeformschooler
Name: Hayley
Status: Not caring.
Location: Lost woods
Inventory: Aqua Tunic Deku Staff
Wounds: [HP:100/100]
Player: lawastooshort
Name: Lala
Status: Watching Gatlin uncertainly.
Location: Lost woods
Inventory: Red Tunic Deku Sword Aloe Vera leaves x2
Wounds: [HP:100/100]
Player: Gatleos
Name: Gatlin
Status: Whee~~
Location: Lost woods.
Inventory: Dark Orchid Tunic Deku Spear
Wounds: [HP:25/100] Side wound. Gnawed right hand.
Player: Toaster
Name: Trent
Status: Terrified of Lala.
Location: Lost woods.
Inventory: Pink Tunic
Wounds: [HP:100/100]
Mooks:

[Toaster]

Red "wave".  Totally not a rocket.

"Oh great- a one way ticket to crazy town.  Let's go, then, I guess."

Find a weapon- weaponize those teeth if needed.  Then onward!

[lawastooshort]

Smells like a hospital... Hmm... Smells like a hospital...

Lala's considerably sized logic centre whirred into action.

Rip bandage sized sheets off of Trent's clothing to take advantage of their obvious inherent healing properties. Follow Gatlin, brandishing my bandages suggestively.

[freeformschooler]

"Innuendo is hilarious!"

Hop on Lala's shoulders and use her as a surfboard to also ride the strawberry wave.

[Dermonster]

If Gat doesnt post in 24 hours he will bleed to death Now instead of in a turn or two.

[Gatleos]

SHIT

Make some makeshift bandages for my hand out of various leaves!

This always works.

[Dermonster]

Turn Seventeen: Core of stupidity.

Hahaha wow.

Find a weapon- weaponize those teeth if needed.  Then onward!

(...) You shove your hand in a dead deku baba's mouth and are rewarded with a long gash on your palm.

Congratulations! You might have rabid wood tetnus.

Rip bandage sized sheets off of Trent's clothing to take advantage of their obvious inherent healing properties. Follow Gatlin, brandishing my bandages suggestively.

: "YOU!"

Trent: "What?"

: "CLOTHES. OFF. NOW."

Trent: "Wat. Fuck no!"

(...)You leap at Trent, intent on ripping his clothes off. He sees you coming and backpedals quickly, terrified. You manage to tear a small hole in the side, but not much else.

Hop on Lala's shoulders and use her as a surfboard to also ride the strawberry wave.

(...) You cling to Lala's leg as she chases Trent.
: LET ME RIDE YOU!
: Maybe later. I need to get Trent out of his clothes.
: ... why?
: Reasons! Shut up.

Make some makeshift bandages for my hand out of various leaves!

(...) You admire the pretty patterns the blood and sap make.

: This is kinda trippy.

You feel increadibly tired.


Schmucks:
Player: freeformschooler
Name: Hayley
Status: Missing out on all these rad surfs.
Location: Lost woods
Inventory: Aqua Tunic Deku Staff
Wounds: [HP:100/100]
Player: lawastooshort
Name: Lala
Status: GET NEKKID
Location: Lost woods
Inventory: Red Tunic Deku Sword Aloe Vera leaves x2
Wounds: [HP:100/100]
Player: Gatleos
Name: Gatlin
Status: Fading into the darkness.
Location: Lost woods.
Inventory: Dark Orchid Tunic Deku Spear
Wounds: [HP:10/100] Side wound. Gnawed right hand.
Player: Toaster
Name: Trent
Status: Confused, hurt, and slightly aroused.
Location: Lost woods.
Inventory: Slightly ripped Pink Tunic
Wounds: [HP:95/100] Cut palm.
Mooks: