Turn Fifteen: It's a sex joke.Incuming!
(Initiative)Don't stab it in the face. Search nearby rock deposits or plant life for better items/weapons.
(...)With vague disinterest, you give one leaf a glance over and declare your deep investigation into the photosynthetic cycle complete. You write up a thesis and send it to Hyrule state college but it's rejected on grounds of 'Excessive stupidity, laziness, insufficient length, and quote"Holy shit it's written on a live snake"unquote.'
: Dammit, I was sure the editorial about 100% efficient solar panels tatooed into the small intestine would be good for at
least a C...
Stab it in the... face?
(...) :
GGRRRRRAH!Just having about
enough of this, you decide it's time to go full on gladiator.
(...) The plant tries to dodge, but you just flat out don't
give a shit and bludgeon it so hard the roots come out of the ground.
The deku baba writhes for a moment, then lays still.
You cave it's sku-membr-brai-
head in thoroughly, just in case.
Tug it harder! YOU HEARD ME
(...): You tug once more, limp wristed, when suddenly something gives and a surge of white, sticky
substance just envelopes you and Lala head to toe.
: I don't even have words for this. There are none to be found.
:
WHY: *Snerk*
Suddenly a Red, blue, green, and purple portal opens up on the side of the road, and a giant cotten candy cannonball shoots out of it and barrels into Hayley, sending both it and her into the puddle of Gatlins sap.
: Oh gods, it's
everywhere...: *Satiated revenge grunt*
??? : What the... what's this white sticky stu-
oh hell no.
Schmucks:
Player: freeformschooler
Name: Hayley
Status: AUGH
Location: Lost woods
Inventory:
Aqua Tunic Deku StaffWounds:
[HP:100/100]
Player: lawastooshort
Name: Lala
Status: Berzerking like a true viking.
Location: Lost woods
Inventory:
Red Tunic Deku Sword Aloe Vera leaves x2Wounds:
[HP:100/100]
Player: Gatleos
Name: Gatlin
Status: Feeling a bit woozy from the expelling of bodily fluids.
Location: Lost woods.
Inventory:
Dark Orchid Tunic Deku SpearWounds:
[HP:40/100] Side wound. Gnawed right hand.
Player: Toaster
Name: Trent
Status: The fuck is this? The fuck is that? The fuck are you?
Location: Lost woods.
Inventory:
Pink TunicWounds:
[HP:100/100]
Mooks: