It's usually a good idea to not indiscriminately kill everything, including your own teammates and members of a race of fey.
Just a heads up.
Turn 7: Don't fuck with Saria.Crawl! Out of the forest!
(...) Completely ignoring your wounded rib, you dash through the village and into the surrounding forest. You make it a good mile before you realize that you are completely lost in these woods. The trees are eerily silent, with no wildlife to be heard. The canopy almost completely blocks out the sun, the tall grass throwing up dim particles of light.
You hear giggling in the darkness.
Draw pentacles in the dust!
(...) You flail about on the ground uselessly! The dirt aggravates the scratches on your face, which intensifies the bleeding!
Question the girl as we head to the Deku Tree.
(...)
: "Wait, did you say, 'You're the one I'm talking to him about?' What's so special about me?"
: "Well, you aren't a Kokiri and made it into the village, for one thing. That hasn't happened for a relatively long time, and we don't know how you did it. The last time it happened there was a great catastrophe."
: "Oh. You aren't going to... kill me or anything like that, right?"
: "..."
: "...Right?"
: "Hehe, Of course not! Unless you turn out to be hostile. Then things can get unpleasant."
: "I'll try not to be."
: "Good."
As you near the entrance to a large hollowed out log, you notice that all 'Kokiri' you have seen in this place look no older than thirteen years of age.
: "What do you mean by a 'relatively' long time?"
: "Kokiri are ageless. Time holds much less meaning to us than it does you."
: "Um."
: "About a hundred and seventy years."
: "Oh."
: "Don't worry about it, a decade to us is like a year for you, in relative terms."
: "Is that why everyone is a child?"
: "No, we just don't grow any bigger than this. Our maturity is usually like that of one, yes. I'm a bit more so, because of some recent events."
: "Huh, that must be awkward. What events are... Wait, is that...!?"
Run toward Saria and the rest, grab Sona (the fairy) and hug it until it perishes, then madly grin into Saria's face and say 'I will laugh while you are dying in pain'.
(...) With a primal roar of fury, you snap yourself out of your mellow state and charge right after Saria and Hayley. Reaching them in record time, you execute a front flip over the green haired girl, grab the ball of light floating on her shoulder, and land soundly. You start squeezing and hear little squeaking noises.
Dariush: MUHAHA I WILL LAUGH AS YOU DIE IN PA-"
:
OH HELL NO.(...) Thrusting out her glowing hand, your limbs are grabbed by thick ropy vines that pop out of the ground! The fairy falls to the floor, stunned and bruised. You hang in midair in front of Saria and Hayley.
: "Nobody touches Sona! Outsider, for hostile actions against the Kokiri, I sentence you to death."
Dariush: "W-Wait!"
The vines begin pulling apart from each other! You begin screaming as your arms and legs stretch painfully.
: "May the goddesses have mercy on your tortured soul."
With a sickening fleshy pop, your limbs are torn from your torso. Your corpse drops to the ground, and the vines pull it underneath to feed the trees. The last thing you see is Sarias expressionless face, then everlasting darkness.
Saria abruptly returns to a cheerful mood, and turns to Hayley, smiling.
: "I'm sorry, did you know him?"
:
"No ma'am please don't hurt me ma'am."Picking up the battered Sona, Saria stares into the sky as she cradles her companion.
: "I guess you were telling the truth then, about the portal."
: "Y-yes...?
: "We've got another visitor."
Up above, a swirling vortex discharges a purple clothed human in front of Saria and Hayley. He falls rapidly and hits the ground with a thump. Moments later, he sits up warily, appearing uninjured.
??? : "Um... what just happened?"
Player: freeformschooler
Name: Hayley
Status: Scared shitless
Location: Outside the Deku Trees tunnel.
Inventory:
Aqua Tunic Large branchWounds:
[HP:100/100]
Player: Scelly9
Name: Sorenor
Status: Flailin'
Location: Forest village
Inventory:
Lime Green TunicWounds:
[HP:43/100] Fractured Hand Wounded Foot Bruised Head Injured Face
Player: Sinpwn
Name: Sinclair
Status: Slightly spooked
Location: Lost Woods.
Inventory:
Dark Red Tunic 15 Rupees.Wounds:
[HP:95/100] Fractured Rib
Player: Gatleos
Name: ???
Status: Confused
Location: Outside the Deku Trees tunnel.
Inventory:
Dark Orchid Tunic[/abbr]
Wounds: [/color]
[HP:100/100]
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Topic: Hyrulian Hijinks. [Turn 18: Divine intervention?] (Read 35502 times)