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[IronyOwl]

This is hilarious, and FFS is a dirty cheater for making his own avatar. D:

Also, I am definitely on the waiting list now.

[freeformschooler]

I can make everyone else's avatars too, if they'd like. Later, I mean. Just gimme a short description of their face.

[Dermonster]

It's a little easier typing out their names, but I think it would be much improved by avatars. *Gratitude*

I also think that the hair color should match the tunic.

I get the feeling we would replace one in a few turns though, if Dariush and Soreanor keep up their nonsensical antics.

[Dariush]

Kick Sinclair inna nuts, then strangle Saria while screaming incoherent threats.

[IronyOwl]

I can feel the waitlist moving already.

[fergus]

I can feel the waitlist moving already.

On that note, could I be wait-listed?

[Tiruin]

Is mortality relative here?

[Dermonster]

I should note that if you don't treat broken bones, they will heal wrong and become permanent.
Turn 6: All Aboard the Flesh Pile.

Writhe in pain.

(...) You collapse on the ground, screaming and continuing to be useless. You are starting to feel tired.

Kick Sinclair inna nuts, then strangle Saria while screaming incoherent threats.

(...) You hug Sinclair. Why would you ever hurt your bestest friend?

Dariush: "I LOVE YOU GREEN WOMAN."
: "Um."

Grab Link, Hayley, Dariush, myself and run.

(...) You manage to pick up the strangely friendly Dariush and Screamin' Green before you collapse under the weight, you pansy. You hear a crack as they land on you and suddenly feel pain in your chest.

Refuse to be grabbed. Lead Saria somewhere less concerning.

(...)

: "We should probably go somewhere else."
: "But... what..."
: "Hello?"
: "I... I need to go talk to the Deku Tree."
: "I'll come with you!"
: "Well, I suppose so. You're the one I'm talking to him about."
: "What about them?"
: "If they cause too much trouble, the Deku Tree will sense it and protect us Kokiri."
: "What is the Deku Tree?"
: "A powerful spirit, it guards this forest and everyone inside."

As you walk with the girl, several more Kokiri stop and stare at you as you pass. They wear curious expressions and you don't sense hostile intent from any of them. Outsiders must be a rarity around here. They all have one of those mysterious balls of light floating around them in a variety of colors, you notice.

: "What are those balls of light? Are those like portable flashlights or something?"
: These balls of light are fairies. Every Kokiri is given a fairy early in life, and it is their everlasting companion. Sona here is mine.
  <3
: "And yes, I suppose they can function as a light source in an emergency."
  D:

Player: freeformschooler
Name: Hayley
Status: Walk'n'talk.
Location: Forest Village
Inventory: Aqua Tunic Large branch
Wounds: [HP:100/100]
Player: Scelly9
Name: Sorenor
Status: Still being useless.
Location: Forest village
Inventory: Lime Green Tunic
Wounds: [HP:58/100] Fractured Hand Wounded Foot Bruised Head Scratched Face
Player: Sinpwn
Name: Sinclair
Status: Cursing at the bottom of the dog pile.
Location: Forest village
Inventory: Dark Red Tunic 15 Rupees.
Wounds: [HP:95/100] Fractured Rib
Player Dariush
Name: Dariush
Status: Strangely Mellow
Location: Forest Village.
Inventory: Ultramarine Tunic
Wounds: [HP:100/100][/abbr]

[Sinpwn]

"There is no time! We have bones to adventure and worlds to set!"
Crawl! Out of the forest!

[Dariush]

Er, where are we, relative to each other?

Grab Sona (the fairy) and hug it until it perishes, then madly grin into Saria's face and say 'I will laugh while you are dying in pain'. (if I'm anywhere near them)

[Dermonster]

...

Welp, you all are outside the treehouse where you started, and Saria/Hayley are on the way to the great Deku Tree, far away from you three.

[empfan]

Name:Weiss

Color: sky blue with a black top-hat.

Action: Hide behind the nearest object, and observe my surroundings

TO THE MORON LIST WITH ME, AWAY! *WOOSH*

[kisame12794]

Is there mortality here?

FTFY

[Dermonster]

Hmm?

[Gatleos]

Oh, right. My color shall be DARK ORCHID.

And remember, the Great Deku Tree is always better if you imagine him to be voiced by Samuel L. Jackson.