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[Dariush]

Exploit Sorenor's vulnerability and break his other hand.

Also, how come he didn't lose HP from his broken hand? And how often can we expect updates?

[Dermonster]

I forgot something in the past turns, added it back in. Nothing actually changed action-wise since that would be a lot of work I'm not willing to do, but it's there.

Edit: Wait... no, I fucked that up too. Goddammit.

Edit2: Yeah, that looks alright. All done.

Broken bones do not cause bleeding, and the system isn't tracking internal bleeding.

I'll update when I update. We'll see how the rate goes.

[Dariush]

Broken bones do not cause bleeding, and the system isn't tracking internal bleeding.

Thanks for breaking my mind.

[Dermonster]

Wheee~~~

I make up for it with penalties. They become permanent if left alone long enough.

[Dariush]

But by this logic you won't ever be able to kill anyone with a hammer. Sure, you'll be able to leave them a broken, conscious husk that is unable to move while being in nightmarish pain and has to comprehend everything that's happening to it, but still you won't able to kill anybody. And that's bad.
_{And I won't believe Bay12 if nobody sigs the above paragraph.}

[freeformschooler]

The wounds system does seem a little strange. I think it would have been better to go with just flat HP plus penalties, but whatever works. And since this is your first RTD, you can afford to experiment heavily.

[Dermonster]

*Thinks about this*
Welp.
...

I think the result of this is 'Stop using blunt weapons', 'Blunt weapons deal flat out health damage along with breaking' or 'Internal bleeding is now a thing'.

I like the second one.

Plus, you know, this is Zelda. How long were you using Deku sticks in OOT?

[Dariush]

I haven't played a single Zelda game ever. I also didn't ever own a single console.

YAY FOR HERESY

[Dermonster]

OUT WITH YOU.

BEGONE.

[freeformschooler]

Educate yourself, Dariush. That link contains a free, completely legal, pretty much perfect recreation of the first Zelda game (along with hundreds of modules and additional games for it). For the PC.

I can almost guarantee parts of it will be referenced. There is no reason not to give it a try.

[Dariush]

Gah, I can't get anywhere beyond the first dozen or so screens. I'll remain a heretic, thank you.

[Dermonster]

You did at least get the sword?_{It's dangerous to go alone, take this!}

[Dariush]

Which sword?

[Sinpwn]

"Screw it."

Pick up the body, rip it in half, and shake it like a Piņata, collect the candy that falls out.
(Note: 'Candy' does not at this point include; Blood, internal organs, muscle tissue, or anything else of that nature. Bones are fine.)

[Dermonster]

...

The sword.

The sword.

The one you get within 30 seconds of the game?

The one that shoots lazers?

This is the very first game right? I can't seem to make it go. It just flashes a lot then quits.

Actually, wasn't the first zelda game kinda hard to go through without a guide? Try link to the past.