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Author Topic: Starbound - We have lift off.  (Read 995576 times)

Devling

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Re: Starbound - A flat yet infinite universe.
« Reply #840 on: January 06, 2013, 11:24:43 pm »

What about the plants? Aren't most plants both male and female? And even if they weren't, they wouldn't look different! (barring a flower or something)

Or tentacle... squid... water thing people.
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Re: Starbound - A flat yet infinite universe.
« Reply #841 on: January 06, 2013, 11:39:53 pm »

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Re: Starbound - A flat yet infinite universe.
« Reply #842 on: January 07, 2013, 12:57:38 am »

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Re: Starbound - A flat yet infinite universe.
« Reply #843 on: January 07, 2013, 08:48:26 am »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

If this doesn't end up in the game, I will be sad.
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Re: Starbound - A flat yet infinite universe.
« Reply #844 on: January 07, 2013, 10:17:32 am »

Robot boobs are supplementary power plants. Male robots have the power plant in their crotch, females on their chest. Its not a 'sex' really, there are just two standard chassis.
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Re: Starbound - A flat yet infinite universe.
« Reply #845 on: January 07, 2013, 10:53:24 am »

Robot boobs are supplementary power plants. Male robots have the power plant in their crotch, females on their chest. Its not a 'sex' really, there are just two standard chassis.

i wanted to come with a witty continuation on this, but i cant figure out something. so..

bananas.
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Re: Starbound - A flat yet infinite universe.
« Reply #846 on: January 07, 2013, 11:54:10 am »

Robot boobs are supplementary power plants. Male robots have the power plant in their crotch, females on their chest. Its not a 'sex' really, there are just two standard chassis.
"This crotch of mine glows with an awesome power! Its irradiated emissions tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my sorrow, and all of my anger! SHINING! BURNING!"

Aanndd I'll stop there. Other than to note in the back of my mind to never crotch shot a robot in close quarters. Just in case.

Anyway, has anyone actually signed up of their forums bothered to ask about the cross-species gratuity and/or possibility of rocket boobs? Inquiring minds want to know! Inquiring minds that are too lazy to sign up and ask themselves.
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Re: Starbound - A flat yet infinite universe.
« Reply #847 on: January 07, 2013, 10:53:44 pm »

You guys are lucky that it took robot boobs to get you thinking of breasts in this thread.

I've been thinking of breasts ever since (and still) I saw the thread title itself.

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Re: Starbound - A flat yet infinite universe.
« Reply #848 on: January 07, 2013, 11:13:19 pm »

Just try to keep the thread SFW ...okay?

Now I see what the Ridiculously Human Robot and a pinch of Rule 34 can do. The turn-on point for someone seemed to be rather low. :D

« Last Edit: January 07, 2013, 11:15:00 pm by JWNoctis »
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Re: Starbound - A flat yet infinite universe.
« Reply #849 on: January 07, 2013, 11:19:30 pm »

I don't know guys. I have breasts within a foot (Roughly) distance at least from my face at all times. It's hard not to think about them because of th- Oh wait.

I think I'm doing this wrong.
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Re: Starbound - A flat yet infinite universe.
« Reply #850 on: January 08, 2013, 07:29:46 am »

I don't know guys. I have breasts within a foot (Roughly) distance at least from my face at all times. It's hard not to think about them because of th- Oh wait.

I think I'm doing this wrong.
I try to ensure that I have breasts within a foot or less of my face at all times too.
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Re: Starbound - A flat yet infinite universe.
« Reply #851 on: January 08, 2013, 08:29:55 pm »

Janet, your boobs are probably thousands of miles from me, but you even got me thinking of them. I understand how hard it must be to not think of them when they're right there in front of you.

I must say, the levels of ingenuity of the various races with boobs, chesticles, and somewhat extraneous power supplies is a wonder for us all. Whilst there is a slight lack of abs from what I've seen in the character designs, I'm happy that the developers know their target audience and that they care about us.

(Gee, I must be bored)
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Re: Starbound - A flat yet infinite universe.
« Reply #852 on: January 08, 2013, 08:43:52 pm »

What did I just read.
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Re: Starbound - A flat yet infinite universe.
« Reply #853 on: January 08, 2013, 08:44:46 pm »

Something about boobs, boob-analogues, and abs.

Yeah, I dunno either.
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Re: Starbound - A flat yet infinite universe.
« Reply #854 on: January 08, 2013, 10:22:44 pm »

You guys are awesome.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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