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Mudcrab

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Artifact Platinum Warhammer?
« on: January 31, 2012, 08:56:55 am »
So will this be an effective weapon? Its a really heavy metal and I know would be shite for blades but will it be awwessomme as a warhammer?  :-\ I hope so man
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Re: Artifact Platinum Warhammer?
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2012, 08:58:49 am »
An artifact platinium warhammer's pretty much the ultimate blunt weapon you can get in vanilla.
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Re: Artifact Platinum Warhammer?
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2012, 09:04:43 am »
Yeeeaaa maann!!

Its also called the "Sweetness of Ringing". Awesome.
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Re: Artifact Platinum Warhammer?
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2012, 09:07:58 am »
Oh, it'll ring Goblin skulls pretty sweetly, alright.
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Re: Artifact Platinum Warhammer?
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2012, 10:32:32 am »
It kinda beats my Tin waraxe and pewter breastplate.
Going to assemble the worst artifact armor ever!
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Re: Artifact Platinum Warhammer?
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2012, 10:34:26 am »
Quote from: Stefrist on January 31, 2012, 10:32:32 am
It kinda beats my Tin waraxe and pewter breastplate.
Going to assemble the worst artifact armor ever!
Yeah, but your Captain o' the Guard will be a very happy dwarf as he walks around in all that artifact grade trash. ;)
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Re: Artifact Platinum Warhammer?
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2012, 11:52:53 am »
Quote from: krenshala on January 31, 2012, 10:34:26 am
Quote from: Stefrist on January 31, 2012, 10:32:32 am
It kinda beats my Tin waraxe and pewter breastplate.
Going to assemble the worst artifact armor ever!
Yeah, but your Captain o' the Guard will be a very happy dwarf as he walks around in all that artifact grade trash. ;)

It's the dwarf equivalent of these trashy designers who make hideous stuff and charge 400.00 dollars for it, and all the Kim Kardashian wanna-bes wear it :D
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Re: Artifact Platinum Warhammer?
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2012, 11:56:13 am »
You lucky bastard.
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Re: Artifact Platinum Warhammer?
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2012, 12:58:25 pm »
Have you had one of your dwarves tried it out in combat yet? I bet you can probably severe limbs with that thing.
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Re: Artifact Platinum Warhammer?
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2012, 12:59:47 pm »
Quote from: Crazy Cow on January 31, 2012, 11:56:13 am
You lucky bastard.

Yea i took a gamble, only have mace and hammer dwarfs so I forbid all except the platinum.

Luckily they didn't make something useless like a platinum spear or summin
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Re: Artifact Platinum Warhammer?
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2012, 01:48:40 pm »
Quote from: Mudcrab on January 31, 2012, 12:59:47 pm
Luckily they didn't make something useless like a platinum spear or summin
That wouldn't be all bad.  My speardwarves regularly bash their victims opponents with the haft.  Doing that with a platinum spear would really do some damage. ;)
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Re: Artifact Platinum Warhammer?
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2012, 02:05:37 pm »
i had a gold mace once and it was simply AWESOME.
a platinum hammer would be even better.

i can only imagine.
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Re: Artifact Platinum Warhammer?
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2012, 02:08:03 pm »
Quote from: krenshala on January 31, 2012, 01:48:40 pm
Quote from: Mudcrab on January 31, 2012, 12:59:47 pm
Luckily they didn't make something useless like a platinum spear or summin
That wouldn't be all bad.  My speardwarves regularly bash their victims opponents with the haft.  Doing that with a platinum spear would really do some damage. ;)
Small contact area as well...

DWARFSABRES
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Re: Artifact Platinum Warhammer?
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2012, 02:14:15 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on January 31, 2012, 02:08:03 pm
DWARFSABRES

Platinum scourge or platinum whip.

Which would you want to be hit with by a master of said weapon?
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Re: Artifact Platinum Warhammer?
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2012, 02:37:35 pm »
With a platinum whip you would probably sever each part you hit.
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