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[Xantalos]

Aj stands up and fixes her hat
"Thank ya kindly Al"


((Does Flying Spaghetti Monster use the exact same font as Princess Celestia?...))

He is omnipotent.

[Biscuitlord]

Welp. Again I showed how usefull I am.


Big Mac enjoys the taste of the noodles quite a bit.

"Hey Chef. Ya think ya could make me some awesomesauce applesauce for those here noodles?"

[TCM]

So....are people still interested in this? :3

[mcclay]

YEAH!

[scapheap]

*nod*

[Xantalos]

So....are people still interested in this? :3

YES
Are you asking because people aren't posting actions?

[TCM]

So....are people still interested in this? :3

YES
Are you asking because people aren't posting actions?

Yeh. Maybe peoples are just busy.

[Xantalos]

So....are people still interested in this? :3

YES
Are you asking because people aren't posting actions?

Yeh. Maybe peoples are just busy.

Mayhaps. Who are we waiting for?

[TCM]

So....are people still interested in this? :3

YES
Are you asking because people aren't posting actions?

Yeh. Maybe peoples are just busy.

Mayhaps. Who are we waiting for?

3 People. Pastamancer, Old Spice Guy, & Al Capone.

[SealyStar]

"Wells. Dats was surprisin'. I'ma go see if there's someplace for a guy to get a drinks around here."

Look for a bar.

[GraveHaunter92]

So....are people still interested in this? :3

Fuck yeah I'm still interested in this!

[killerhellhound]

I'm so intrested that I would join if the wait list wasnt still massive

[Biscuitlord]

Hells Yeah I'm interested. One of the funniest things I ever took part in... even though most of the time I'm quite useless.
At least not always *points to the quote of killerhound*

[Spinal_Taper]

((Yeah, I'm still interested.))

Welp. Again I showed how usefull I am.


Big Mac enjoys the taste of the noodles quite a bit.

"Hey Chef. Ya think ya could make me some awesomesauce applesauce for those here noodles?"

Pastamancer turns to look at Big Mac, raising his eyebrows inquisitively.
"Wait. He's a sauceror?"
More noodles. Thank the pasta god.

[TCM]

Chapter 67: Super Secret Agents

Swedish Chef yells Mr. Tom to get his ass here. He does. "Sorry Boss, I'm here now!"
Mr. Tom has joined!

The Dagoth People try to inconspicuously back away from the Zealot Guards. The Guards look at them. Damn, maybe trying to blend in while reading 'Taking Over the Realm: Monthly Edition' wasn't the best idea. (4 vs. 1) "Listen, maybe if we all sat down like decent sentient beings-" One of the Guards throws a spear at Ur, impaling him in the chest. "Well now, that's no way to start a conversation!"
Dagoth Uthol jumps in front of his superior, "Don't worry, I'll protect you! Vampire attack!" (6 vs. 5) Uthol launches himself at the guards, grabbing one by the head and throwing him at the others like a bowling ball. Strike!
"Great work, now, let's get out of here before they wake up!"

And thus, the H.O.E.S. set out to the next location on their map. At a decent rate, the trip will take about 3 days to the South.

-5 Weeks Later-
Northern Virginia
11:30 P.M.

The party walks past fields upon fields, trees dotting the rural Virginian country-side, the sights illuminated by the occasional lamp post on the wide cobblestone road they transverse upon. "Woo-wee! Like we're right back at home, huh Big Mac?" The red stallion nodded, "Eeyup." "Hey Twilight, how much further towards the next stead?"

"According to the map, the Plantation should be right ahead...yes, there it is!"





"Doesn't look like the guards are anything but chumps. Let's take em' out." Al Capone pulls out his signature Tommy Gun.

"No! We'll need to do this discreetly. Everyone, read the letter:"

Inside the Plantation are several prisoners of war, most of them being high ranking military and political officials of the United States. As a group, your key mission is to rescue these prisoners, and most specifically the V.I.P. You'll know who he is when you find him. If the V.I.P. is killed, this mission will be a failure.They're all being kept in the Master Bedroom behind a locked door which is most definitely guarded.

Even though these guards are basically armed citizens, stay quiet. If any of them hear or see you, they'll raise the alarm and suddenly you'll have every villager and soldier for miles coming after you. No unsuppressed firearms, no explosions, no big flashy displays. Coordinate your attacks, and stick cover and shadows so you won't be spotted. You have to subdue these guys, so you don't even have to kill them. Just get them to the point where they can't get to the alarm or fight back.

-Cadence

Plantation Guards:

Guard #1: Guarding the front porch with Guard #2.
Items: Hunting Rifle
Untrained: -1 to Combat
Health: Fine

Guard #2: Guarding the front porch with Guard #1.
Items: Hunting Rifle
Untrained: -1 to Combat
Health: Fine

Sweeper #1: Sweeping the fields to the West.
Items: Shotgun with Flashlight
Untrained: -1 to Combat
Health: Fine

Sweeper #2: Sweeping the fields to the East.
Items: Shotgun with Flashlight
Untrained: -1 to Combat
Health: Fine

Overwatch: Looking out all the windows upstairs.
Items: Scoped Hunting Rifle
Untrained: -1 to Combat
Health: Fine

Sentry #1: Stationed in the dining room on the first floor.
Items: Pistol
Untrained: -1 to Combat
Health: Fine

Sentry #2: Stationed in the cellar in the basement.
Items: Revolver
Untrained: -1 to Combat
Health: Fine

Stablehand: In the stables.
Items: Pitchfork
Untrained: -1 to Combat
Health: Fine

Patrol: Walking around the perimeter of the Plantation house.
Items: AK47 with Flashlight, Saber
Untrained: -1 to Combat
Health: Fine

Scout: Coming towards the H.O.E.S., but can't see them just yet...
Items: Hunting Rifle, Flashlight
Untrained: -1 to Combat
Health: Fine


-Head Guard-
The leader, also the only one with any actually military training.
Health: Fine

Spoiler: H.O.E.S. (click to show/hide)

Rainbow Dash
Items: Dashie's Katana, Laurel Crown, L.C. Wintle's Lee Enfield, Whip, Surfboard, Sunglasses
Health: Ensnared

Twilight Sparkle
Items: The General's Oversized Machete Blade, Socially Acceptable Club Behavior (Part of the Official "How to: For Equestrians" Book Series)
Health: Fine

Pastamancer
Items: ASCII T-Shirt (Torn), Skiing Pants, Glass Balls, Merasmus's Bombinomicon & Staff of Wood-ness, Cortez's Chrome, Cyan Garamonde's Samurai/Light U.S. Armor, Sherlock Holmes's Hat, The Boss's Cell Phone, Mobile Turret Parts, "Bikini Inspector" T-Shirt, Pieces of Gurren Lagann,.
Health: Health: Fine

Applejack
Items: Lasso, Theodore Roosevelt's Chromes, The Boss's Fragmentation Grenades, Hacha Axe, Turkish Saber, Heavy Machine Gat
Health: Fine

Old Spice Stallion
Items: Towel, Old Spice (TM), Coconut, Bowie Knife
Health: Fine

Dagoth Ur
Items: Golden Mask, Loincloth, Ash Statue
Abilities: Summon Ash Cloud (3 Turns: 2 Turn Cooldown), Call Upon Minions (Once Per Battle: Used), A Present From House Dagoth, Telepathic Power Nap, Decorative "Mickey Mouse" Ears, The Holy Bible
Health: Fine

Al Capone
Items: Tommy Gat, Revolver, Pineapple Bombs, Molotov Cocktails, Brass Knuckles, Baseball Bat, AK47, Cursed Machete, Martini Glass with Tiny Umbrella
Health: Health: Head Cut & Punched by Small Hands

Big Macintosh
Items: Pony Gauntlets, Pony Armor, Armored Greaves, Bandana, Overpriced Souvenir, Straw Hat
Abilities: Apple Family Reunion (3 Turns: Ready!)
Health: Face Slashed

The Swedish Chef
Items: Knife, Viking Chestplate, Viking Helmet, Armored Boots, Spoon, Several Bowie Knives, TNT Sticks, Beer, Roland Deschain's Father's Guns, Dallas Cowboys Hat, Firebombs, Mayo (5 Jars),
Abilities: Summon Mr. Fox or Tom (Mr. Fox Available), Taking Too Much Time! (1 Turn: Ready!) Swedish FUS RO DAH (2 Turns: Ready!), Mayo Rush (Passive), Mayo Addiction (2 Turns: 2 Turns to Eat)
Health: Smashed Into Pavement

Simo Hayha
Items: Suomi 9mm SMG, Mosin Nagant Rifle, White Sniper Camouflage
Health: Fine

Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)

Elite Kingston S.W.A.T. Team
Items: MPSK Sub-machine Gats, Tactical Shotguns, Riot Shields, Tasers, Flashbangs, Smoke Grenades, 5 Pounds of Kush Herb
Health: Health: Sustained Casualties

Automated Turret
Items: Gatling Gat, Legs
Health: Fine

Dagoth Uthol: the Ash Vampire Who Isn't Allowed On Red Mountain After That One Party And Is Instead Confined To Kogoruhn, The Place We Used To Hang Out Way Back When But Don't Anymore
Items:
Health: Fine

Mr. Tom
Items:
Health: Fine