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[TCM]

I have no idea of what to do so, the old spice man will take the towel (hat). Because he will always need more.

Also, I forgot about bay12

Welcome back. :3

[TCM]

Chapter 62: Filler Transitional Turn

"Asinine Sleeper, you will be remembered for your explosive display of semi-competence. Dagoth Uthol, your orders are to subdue that last n'wah over there. Do it now." Dagoth Uthol obeys and charges Bob Younger, (6 vs. 2+1) tackling and wresting him to the ground. Bob Younger tries stabbing the vampire, but he gets restrained.

Applejack lowers her head, before firing both of Theodore Roosevelt's Pistols into the subdued Bob Younger. (3 vs. 2) She hits him in the hand, and trots over to her brother, and takes her hat back.

Suddenly, Sweden. The Swedish Chef takes Several Bowie Knives, TNT Sticks, Beer, Roland Deschain's Father's Guns, Dallas Cowboys Hat, and Firebombs. He looks over to Bob Younger. "SVENSKA PUNCH!" The runs over to Bob Younger, (4 vs. 2) and punches him in the face.
The Swedish Chef joins the party!

Pastamancer picks up Pieces of Gurren Lagann, and The Holy Bible.

Rainbow Dash surfs by and whips Bob Younger with her whip! (1 vs. 2) She actually doesn't.

Twilight Sparkle heals everyone. Yay.

Al Capone walks up to Bob Younger and shoots him. (6 vs. 3) Got him between the eyes. Done fo'.

Big Mac wakes up to a bunch of dead people.

Old Spice Guy takes towel.


Just as the party wonders what to do next, Simo Hayha arrives! "Comrades, great news! While I walked from Finland to the United States, I found myself in a duel with a Confederate Sniper. But when I killed my opponent, I searched his body and found this convenient plot device!" He produces a map, which outlines the fastest way to reach Washington D.C., whilst avoiding ambushes and Confederate checkpoints. "Let's go, for motherland!"
Simo Hayha has joined the party!

Spoiler: H.O.E.S. (click to show/hide)

Rainbow Dash
Items: Dashie's Katana, Laurel Crown, L.C. Wintle's Lee Enfield (Broken), Whip, Surfboard, Sunglasses
Health: Fine

Twilight Sparkle
Items: The General's Oversized Machete Blade, Socially Acceptable Club Behavior (Part of the Official "How to: For Equestrians" Book Series)
Health: Fine

Pastamancer
Items: ASCII T-Shirt, Skiing Pants, Glass Balls, Pasta Armor, Merasmus's Bombinomicon & Staff of Wood-ness, Cortez's Chrome, Cyan Garamonde's Samurai/Light U.S. Armor, Sherlock Holmes's Hat, The Boss's Cell Phone, Mobile Turret Parts, "Bikini Inspector" T-Shirt, Pieces of Gurren Lagann, and The Holy Bible.
Health: Health: Fine

Applejack
Items: Lasso, Theodore Roosevelt's Chromes, The Boss's Fragmentation Grenades, Hacha Axe, Turkish Saber, Heavy Machine Gat
Health: Fine

Old Spice Stallion
Items: Towel, Old Spice (TM), Coconut, Bowie Knife
Health: Fine

Dagoth Ur
Items: Golden Mask, Loincloth, Ash Statue
Abilities: Summon Ash Cloud (3 Turns: 2 Turn Cooldown), Call Upon Minions (Once Per Battle: Used), A Present From House Dagoth, Telepathic Power Nap, Decorative "Mickey Mouse" Ears
Health: Fine

Al Capone
Items: Tommy Gat, Revolver, Pineapple Bombs, Molotov Cocktails, Brass Knuckles, Baseball Bat, AK47, Cursed Machete, Martini Glass with Tiny Umbrella
Health: Health: Fine

Big Macintosh
Items: Pony Gauntlets, Pony Armor, Armored Greaves, Bandana, Overpriced Souvenir, Straw Hat
Abilities: Apple Family Reunion (3 Turns: 3 Turn Cooldown)
Health: Fine

The Swedish Chef
Items: Knife, Viking Chestplate, Viking Helmet, Armored Boots, Spoon, Several Bowie Knives, TNT Sticks, Beer, Roland Deschain's Father's Guns, Dallas Cowboys Hat, Firebombs, Mayo (6 Jars),
Abilities: Summon Mr. Fox or Tom (Available), Swedish FUS RO DAH (2 Turns: Ready!), Mayo Rush (Passive), Mayo Addiction (2 Turns: Sedated)
Health: Fine

Simo Hayha
Items: Suomi 9mm SMG, Mosin Nagant Rifle, White Sniper Camouflage
Health: Fine

Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)

Elite Kingston S.W.A.T. Team
Items: MPSK Sub-machine Gats, Tactical Shotguns, Riot Shields, Tasers, Flashbangs, Smoke Grenades, 5 Pounds of Kush Herb
Health: Health: Fine

Automated Turret
Items: Gatling Gat, Legs
Health: Fine

Dagoth Uthol: the Ash Vampire Who Isn't Allowed On Red Mountain After That One Party And Is Instead Confined To Kogoruhn, The Place We Used To Hang Out Way Back When But Don't Anymore
Items:
Health: Fine

Spoiler: Neutral NPCs (click to show/hide)

Meatball Monster
Items: Meatball
Health: Fine

New battle coming very soon! Feel free to get to know each other in the meantime.

[Harry Baldman]

Dagoth Ur fumes at the fact that this is the second time he tries to grab loot, but the hand of fate cruelly snatches away all the shinies for no clearly explicable reason. Truly, his hands are a bag of spilling of some kind. He goes up to the Pastamancer.

"Wre- good sir, would you mind handing that apparently holy book to me? I am interested in its contents."

Once he receives the book or is left wanting, he mills about and makes idle conversation with Dagoth Uthol about how this place doesn't have nearly enough ash storms to be considered strictly pleasant.

[Xantalos]

"We're going to need some big explosives to bring down DC.
TOM! Explosion tid."

Summon Tom!

[mcclay]

"Huh, that is very covientent. Seemed like we're in for a walk. Let's go!"
memorize map and read book on the way to DC. Also take Jessie's guns.

[Spinal_Taper]

Dagoth Ur fumes at the fact that this is the second time he tries to grab loot, but the hand of fate cruelly snatches away all the shinies for no clearly explicable reason. Truly, his hands are a bag of spilling of some kind. He goes up to the Pastamancer.

"Wre- good sir, would you mind handing that apparently holy book to me? I am interested in its contents."

Once he receives the book or is left wanting, he mills about and makes idle conversation with Dagoth Uthol about how this place doesn't have nearly enough ash storms to be considered strictly pleasant.

"Yeah, sure, have it. It's better than me selling it when I get back to camp, at any rate."
Afterwards, he tries to combine his turret with the Gurren Lagann parts.
Once he succeeds or fails, he stands up and shouts a question towards his allies in general.
"Hey! Anyone here been here longer than me?"

[mcclay]

Dagoth Ur fumes at the fact that this is the second time he tries to grab loot, but the hand of fate cruelly snatches away all the shinies for no clearly explicable reason. Truly, his hands are a bag of spilling of some kind. He goes up to the Pastamancer.

"Wre- good sir, would you mind handing that apparently holy book to me? I am interested in its contents."

Once he receives the book or is left wanting, he mills about and makes idle conversation with Dagoth Uthol about how this place doesn't have nearly enough ash storms to be considered strictly pleasant.

"Yeah, sure, have it. It's better than me selling it when I get back to camp, at any rate."
Afterwards, he tries to combine his turret with the Gurren Lagann parts.
Once he succeeds or fails, he stands up and shouts a question towards his allies in general.
"Hey! Anyone here been here longer than me?[/color=white]

Technically I am but I was knocked unconscious for awhile. What questions do you have?

[Harry Baldman]

Dagoth Ur graciously accepts the Holy Bible.

"Thank you, food mage, I will put it to good use!"

[Spinal_Taper]

Technically I am but I was knocked unconscious for awhile. What questions do you have?

"So, is it a usual thing that most of the team ends up dead after every battle, or is it just my bad luck?"

[mcclay]

Technically I am but I was knocked unconscious for awhile. What questions do you have?

"So, is it a usual thing that most of the team ends up dead after every battle, or is it just my bad luck?"

"In the beginning most of us would survive but now the attrition rate has gone up. For example..."
Twilight proceeds to go on a tangent about all the deaths in the party. This then turns into a essay about why she thinks so many are dying. It is filled with long words, complex percentages and numerous references you don't understand.

[Xantalos]

Twilight's mouth is promptly plugged with a stick of butter that the Swedish Chef pulls out of Swedishspace.

[Flying Dice]

Absentmindedly clenching her tongue in her teeth, RD tries to fix the Lee Enfield.

[GraveHaunter92]

AJ strikes up a conversation with Dagoth Uthol: the Ash Vampire Who Isn't Allowed On Red Mountain After That One Party And Is Instead Confined To Kogoruhn, The Place We Used To Hang Out Way Back When But Don't Anymore on the way to DC.
((because why not?))

[mcclay]

Twilight's mouth is promptly plugged with a stick of butter that the Swedish Chef pulls out of Swedishspace.

Twilight spits out the butter in surprise. "What the buck was that for!?"

[Xantalos]

På tal alldeles för mycket.