Chapter 62: Filler Transitional Turn
"Asinine Sleeper, you will be remembered for your explosive display of semi-competence. Dagoth Uthol, your orders are to subdue that last n'wah over there. Do it now." Dagoth Uthol obeys and charges Bob Younger, (6 vs. 2+1) tackling and wresting him to the ground. Bob Younger tries stabbing the vampire, but he gets restrained.
Applejack lowers her head, before firing both of
Theodore Roosevelt's Pistols into the subdued Bob Younger. (3 vs. 2) She hits him in the hand, and trots over to her brother, and takes her hat back.
Suddenly, Sweden.
The Swedish Chef takes Several Bowie Knives, TNT Sticks, Beer,
Roland Deschain's Father's Guns, Dallas Cowboys Hat, and Firebombs. He looks over to Bob Younger.
"SVENSKA PUNCH!" The runs over to Bob Younger, (4 vs. 2) and punches him in the face.
The Swedish Chef joins the party!Pastamancer picks up
Pieces of Gurren Lagann, and The Holy Bible.
Rainbow Dash surfs by and whips Bob Younger with her whip! (1 vs. 2) She actually doesn't.
Twilight Sparkle heals everyone. Yay.
Al Capone walks up to Bob Younger and shoots him. (6 vs. 3) Got him between the eyes. Done fo'.
Big Mac wakes up to a bunch of dead people.
Old Spice Guy takes towel.
Just as the party wonders what to do next,
Simo Hayha arrives!
"Comrades, great news! While I walked from Finland to the United States, I found myself in a duel with a Confederate Sniper. But when I killed my opponent, I searched his body and found this convenient plot device!" He produces a map, which outlines the fastest way to reach Washington D.C., whilst avoiding ambushes and Confederate checkpoints.
"Let's go, for motherland!"Simo Hayha has joined the party!
Rainbow Dash
Items: Dashie's Katana, Laurel Crown, L.C. Wintle's Lee Enfield (Broken), Whip, Surfboard, Sunglasses
Health: Fine
Twilight Sparkle
Items: The General's Oversized Machete Blade, Socially Acceptable Club Behavior (Part of the Official "How to: For Equestrians" Book Series)
Health: Fine
Pastamancer
Items: ASCII T-Shirt, Skiing Pants, Glass Balls, Pasta Armor, Merasmus's Bombinomicon & Staff of Wood-ness, Cortez's Chrome, Cyan Garamonde's Samurai/Light U.S. Armor, Sherlock Holmes's Hat, The Boss's Cell Phone, Mobile Turret Parts, "Bikini Inspector" T-Shirt, Pieces of Gurren Lagann, and The Holy Bible.
Health: Health: Fine
Applejack
Items: Lasso, Theodore Roosevelt's Chromes, The Boss's Fragmentation Grenades, Hacha Axe, Turkish Saber, Heavy Machine Gat
Health: Fine
Old Spice Stallion
Items: Towel, Old Spice (TM), Coconut, Bowie Knife
Health: Fine
Dagoth Ur
Items: Golden Mask, Loincloth, Ash Statue
Abilities: Summon Ash Cloud (3 Turns: 2 Turn Cooldown), Call Upon Minions (Once Per Battle: Used), A Present From House Dagoth, Telepathic Power Nap, Decorative "Mickey Mouse" Ears
Health: Fine
Al Capone
Items: Tommy Gat, Revolver, Pineapple Bombs, Molotov Cocktails, Brass Knuckles, Baseball Bat, AK47, Cursed Machete, Martini Glass with Tiny Umbrella
Health: Health: Fine
Big Macintosh
Items: Pony Gauntlets, Pony Armor, Armored Greaves, Bandana, Overpriced Souvenir, Straw Hat
Abilities: Apple Family Reunion (3 Turns: 3 Turn Cooldown)
Health: Fine
The Swedish Chef
Items: Knife, Viking Chestplate, Viking Helmet, Armored Boots, Spoon, Several Bowie Knives, TNT Sticks, Beer, Roland Deschain's Father's Guns, Dallas Cowboys Hat, Firebombs, Mayo (6 Jars),
Abilities: Summon Mr. Fox or Tom (Available), Swedish FUS RO DAH (2 Turns: Ready!), Mayo Rush (Passive), Mayo Addiction (2 Turns: Sedated)
Health: Fine
Simo Hayha
Items: Suomi 9mm SMG, Mosin Nagant Rifle, White Sniper Camouflage
Health: Fine
Elite Kingston S.W.A.T. Team
Items: MPSK Sub-machine Gats, Tactical Shotguns, Riot Shields, Tasers, Flashbangs, Smoke Grenades, 5 Pounds of Kush Herb
Health: Health: Fine
Automated Turret
Items: Gatling Gat, Legs
Health: Fine
Dagoth Uthol: the Ash Vampire Who Isn't Allowed On Red Mountain After That One Party And Is Instead Confined To Kogoruhn, The Place We Used To Hang Out Way Back When But Don't Anymore
Items:
Health: Fine
Meatball Monster
Items: Meatball
Health: Fine
New battle coming very soon! Feel free to get to know each other in the meantime.